/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>38662519
>W-WHY AREN'T YOU PEOPLE STOPPING HIM!?!?!?! LET ME SPAM SEXTOKO IN FUCKING PEACE MOOOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!

This is what we call fear lovers of /07/th Let the disgusting subhuman coomers/newf/a/gs tremble before us brothers. The fire rises

Janny: How the hell did The Sperg Manage to get away with his fuckin troll posts for this long!? /qa/ is in uproar and they demand blood! /07/ NEEDS to be the scapegoat!

Humilianon: B-But sire we still do not know for certain if that's ne-

Janny: Necessary!? Clearly, you don't 'know anything about the sperg! do you?! Where's the mods?!

Humilianon: W-We told them it was urgent -

Janny: Then where is the fat-

Me: Speak of the devil...

*As the morbidly obese janny attempts to turn around, his heart sinks into his chest... He couldn't believe his eyes...

Me: ...and he shall appear.


Janny: What the hell's going on? I gave you THREE 15 minute time-outs! Why haven't the mods banned you!

Me: The plan is proceeding as expected.

Janny: The /qa/ populace is rioting! and not just that... I've been forced to watch you and the pasta nigger destroy these threads with your funny banter and amazingly well written and witty posts! It's NOT FUCKING FAIR! I WANT TO TALK ABOUT SATOKP COCK!

*A tense silence fills the air as I motion for Humilianon to leave the room*

Me: Leave us.


Janny: YOU STAY RIGHT THERE!!! THE MODS WILL HAVE MY HEAD IF YOU LEAVE! I'M IN CHARGE!

*The room loses all color as the room turns ice cold, The mountain dew and Doritos powder can be seen in the Janitors breath. I walk up to the short obese man and tower over him*


Me: Do you feel in charge?

*The Janitors face loses all color as the faint sound of liquid streams down the jannys leg.*

Janny: I-I've left you posts alone in the past -

Me: And that gives you power over me?

*Tears can be seen forming in the obese man's eyes*


Janny: W-What is this?

Me: Your leniency and stupidity have helped my cause greatly. You no longer are of any use to us.


Janny: W-What are you?

Me: These threads rekoning. Transfer your bitcoin to the cause. We'll meet again when we've found further use for you...

*I gently place my hand on the terrified Janny's shoulder*

Janny: You are true evil...

Me: I am necessary evil.

Janny: How the hell did The Sperg Manage to get away with his fuckin troll posts for this long!? /qa/ is in uproar and they demand blood! /07/ NEEDS to be the scapegoat!

Humilianon: B-But sire we still do not know for certain if that's ne-

Janny: Necessary!? Clearly, you don't 'know anything about the sperg! do you?! Where's the mods?!

Humilianon: W-We told them it was urgent -

Janny: Then where is the fat-

Me: Speak of the devil...

*As the morbidly obese janny attempts to turn around, his heart sinks into his chest... He couldn't believe his eyes...

Me: ...and he shall appear.


Janny: What the hell's going on? I gave you THREE 15 minute time-outs! Why haven't the mods banned you!

Me: The plan is proceeding as expected.

Janny: The /qa/ populace is rioting! and not just that... I've been forced to watch you and the pasta nigger destroy these threads with your funny banter and amazingly well written and witty posts! It's NOT FUCKING FAIR! I WANT TO TALK ABOUT SATOKP COCK!

*A tense silence fills the air as I motion for Humilianon to leave the room*

Me: Leave us.


Janny: YOU STAY RIGHT THERE!!! THE MODS WILL HAVE MY HEAD IF YOU LEAVE! I'M IN CHARGE!

*The room loses all color as the room turns ice cold, The mountain dew and Doritos powder can be seen in the Janitors breath. I walk up to the short obese man and tower over him*


Me: Do you feel in charge?

*The Janitors face loses all color as the faint sound of liquid streams down the jannys leg.*

Janny: I-I've left you posts alone in the past -

Me: And that gives you power over me?

*Tears can be seen forming in the obese man's eyes*


Janny: W-What is this?

Me: Your leniency and stupidity have helped my cause greatly. You no longer are of any use to us.


Janny: W-What are you?

Me: These threads rekoning. Transfer your bitcoin to the cause. We'll meet again when we've found further use for you...

*I gently place my hand on the terrified Janny's shoulder*

Janny: You are true evil...

Me: I am necessary evil.

>>36605081
Gonna cry janny?
Do you feel in charge ;)

Janny: How the hell did The Sperg Manage to get away with his fuckin troll posts for this long!? /qa/ is in uproar and they demand blood! /07/ NEEDS to be the scapegoat!

Humilianon: B-But sire we still do not know for certain if that's ne-

Janny: Necessary!? Clearly, you don't 'know anything about the sperg! do you?! Where's the mods?!

Humilianon: W-We told them it was urgent -

Janny: Then where is the fat-

Me: Speak of the devil...

*As the morbidly obese janny attempts to turn around, his heart sinks into his chest... He couldn't believe his eyes...

Me: ...and he shall appear.


Janny: What the hell's going on? I gave you THREE 15 minute time-outs! Why haven't the mods banned you!

Me: The plan is proceeding as expected.

Janny: The /qa/ populace is rioting! and not just that... I've been forced to watch you and the pasta nigger destroy these threads with your funny banter and amazingly well written and witty posts! It's NOT FUCKING FAIR! I WANT TO TALK ABOUT SATOKP COCK!

*A tense silence fills the air as I motion for Humilianon to leave the room*

Me: Leave us.


Janny: YOU STAY RIGHT THERE!!! THE MODS WILL HAVE MY HEAD IF YOU LEAVE! I'M IN CHARGE!

*The room loses all color as the room turns ice cold, The mountain dew and Doritos powder can be seen in the Janitors breath. I walk up to the short obese man and tower over him*


Me: Do you feel in charge?

*The Janitors face loses all color as the faint sound of liquid streams down the jannys leg.*

Janny: I-I've left you posts alone in the past -

Me: And that gives you power over me?

*Tears can be seen forming in the obese man's eyes*


Janny: W-What is this?

Me: Your leniency and stupidity have helped my cause greatly. You no longer are of any use to us.


Janny: W-What are you?

Me: These threads rekoning. Transfer your bitcoin to the cause. We'll meet again when we've found further use for you...

*I gently place my hand on the terrified Janny's shoulder*

Janny: You are true evil...

Me: I am necessary evil.