/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45082888
Prostitution exists in the MGE worlds, though it's a very short career, one customer and it's over.

>>44912859
>Nothing attracts OLs more than the thought of a warm meal after a stressful day of getting yelled at by their danuki boss.
maybe a nice homecooked meal after yelling at their useless subordinates.

>>44174265
you can always seek out alternative mofu sources without the addictive effects of foxes.

>>42291900
I find him annoying, but less so than /d/ or /tg/ niggers, I can live with a racoon breath huffing fag.

>>40374392

>>39857203
If you can match Miss Tanuki's rates, then yes.
She is paying me well, on a weekly basis.

>>39803741
>What do you think of my large portfolio anon
>I am offering you the investment opportunity of a life time
>Your dividends will be paid every 9 months with each successful deposit

>>39544593
It's the small details

Sounds kinda suspicious

>>38343345
>Alright anon, I will lend you money so your family's business doesn't go under, but in exchange I will be taking your chastity.
>Oh you think the price is steep? Yes it is, but how else do you think your poor parents are gonna survive this economic downturn, don't worry they don't have to know where the windfall is coming from and you get to take the credit, while Sugar Mamasan Danuki gets what she wants, it's a win win.

>>36012371
Old Mama San Tanuki is beside herself, she thought it would be a great idea to open a brothel after the portals opened. Every man she contacted to come work for her never showed up, abducted as soon as they set foot across the portals. She has tried hiring guards, and they end up abducting the men themselves. Until one day, anon cluelessly stumbles inside her parlors doors wanting a drink.

>>35804833
Young anon being taught the skills of a confidence man in exchange for providing service to his mama san.

>>34419414
She sold me 5 boxes of thin mints, sold me this story that it was to help her scout troop go on a field trip, she didn't go to any other houses, I am getting real suspicious of this racoon.

>>33257435
Marriage to the monster girl you were caught with. Don't worry you won't get past making one video. The danuki who provided the finances for the movie will get a reward for turning you in.

>>32981906
>"Ma'am is this video of you?"

>>32536808
>Publicly stating commerce continues unimpeded in Undeadland
What did you do?!

WHAT DID YOU DOOOOOOOOOOO?!

>shitton of work irl so I take a month off from the internet
>come back
>/jp/ in disarray
>vtubershit everywhere
>MG threads dying at 300-400 posts
I know it's offtopic, but what the fuck happened?

>>31517086
For the low price of $25 you can have a Danuki wife, you won't find a better price than $30, come on you can surely afford $35 dollars anon.

>>27172956
You know

>>26022558

>>25599240
>t. Danuki

>>23162019
Why don't you try and find out?

>>23161985
Hey, gotta have a lawyer and an accountant in every nook family.

>>23089987
Worse, they'll make you an offer you can't refuse.