/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>33626655
>She can't tackle me and strip my pants.
That's true if she's alone, but if a gang of horny fairies attacks you, there's not much you can do aside from being viciously raped.

>>32880996
Yes.

>>27800781
Lots of stuff.
You can train them to dance so you have a live version of those mmd videos with cute dancing girls; Have Clownpiece select the most talented girls and form a circus with juggling, magic tricks, tightrope walking, etc; Teach them how to use guns and melee weapons so they can reenact famous historical battles (without live ammo/sharp weapons, of course); Organize video-game tournaments with a special prize for the winner; Give them masks and guns so they can rob banks and make you rich; Teach them how to modify, repair and race cars so you can enter 24 hour endurance races; Dress them in scary costumes and tell them to fly around and scare people on Halloween; Have all of them pile up on top of you when you go to sleep.
There are many other things, but I think you get the idea.

>>24225040
hmm? what'd you say? I was too busy deciding which fairy to use next

Which one?

>>22138066
She's just down after listening to her friends and their problems. Luna's fatherhusband is being distant and disinterested in sex, one of Star's paypigs just got fired and he has to cut back on the tributes, Sunny is depressed over how nobody likes her and she can't find a man, Cirno failed yet another remedial exam, Lily wet her bed again and Dai-chan just can't seem to confess to Cirno, no matter what.

>>20727376
Luna can't die, she's a fairy. That's one of the reasons why it would be great to be her. And I'll never give up on the dream to be Luna.

>>19139128
You're right. Star is the alpha bitch of the three and the main bully who'll drive Luna to >>19136935 with her bullying. Sunny is the basic bitch who mostly laughs at whatever Star says and bullies Luna to win approval from the other fairies while Clownpiece is a more mental and sadistic type, due to her domestic issues with Heca and Junko. Cirno is too stupid to realize she's involved in bullying Luna and thinks it's all just good fun. Daiyousei is the only one to actually feel bad about Luna being bullied and tries to not do anything too severe, but is still afraid to stand up for her in case they start bullying her instead. Lily isn't involved in the bullying itself, but looks down upon Luna for being weak and refuses to talk to her.

>>14956072
Fairies is almost cheating.

Man, I want to fuck a fairy.

>>12797606
Soft loving.