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Shoggy thread here, no other maids need apply

>>41862662
>shogification
She would be out cold for a few days because of the intense pleasure from such an event. Take care of your meido while she rests!

>>37514469
she just suspicious of the shog next door, who already has a mastah
shog just laughs at kiki's silliness while doing her daily kiki check her mastah, involving her enveloping his body into her goo to check for stray kiki feathers

>>35981823

>>35879245
get the best slime

>>33399485
I know that, but latenight sometimes trolls through and reads my greentexts, and occasionally does sketches based on our stuff.

>>33101887
That's just not enough. Not an awoo, not a birb, not even the best maid, kiki is a really sad girl

>>32905517
Submit

>Young boy with a shog momster
>Wakes up one day to find himself locked inside his room
>Notices a large jug of refreshments and a note on his night table
>Note says shog momster won't let him out until he has relieved himself of any sexual urges
>shog mouths and pussies starts materializing on his mattress
What a momster

>>29486285
Shag the shog

>>25105163
You better have a folder of these caps or at least the sauce bitch ass nigga

>>24158221
Let's see her try to get past my current meido

>>23283502
It's "pray tell" I believe

>>23189640
In case anyone's wondering, it's a Deep Sea Shoggoth colony

>>20859010
They are the cutest latenight couple imo. She looks so happy in that pic, and latenight really does a lot of justice to Shogs in general.
>>20859015
Myself and a Gremlin refit an Automaton with flight gear and attempt airspeed record.

>>19137395
S I L L Y

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"The Bachelor" Reality show, but with a Master, picking the perfect maid.
>"The Master"
Who are the contestants?
>Hard mode: Shoggoth has limited powers so she can't steamroll/assimilate the competition.

>>17933876
probably a shoggoth crying because her master got hurt and it's all her fault
>Results in her smacking herself on the head crying out
>"STUPID MEIDO HURT MASTAH! TEKILI-LI!"

>>17933879
>Replying to a threadly shitpost.
Just ignore it. It's just a post anyway

>>17898679
>literally a second late
JUST

>>17879770
>Not having a newly converted family member stay pure and only go after and marry one guy
>Not teaching her how to be faithful and how to love someone instead of being 3DPD bycicle she could've been.

What can you say to your shoggoth meido that will actually impact/change her?
Mine is:
>She better have a french/high english accent from day one.
>If she talks in the MASTAH meme, I will be very disappointed.

>TFW I accidentally told my shoggoth that the "Mastah Accent" was annoying and not funny.
>TFW I almost made her cry, but she's speaking properly now.
>TFW I still feel guilty for putting it out wrongly.

>>17843262
But Anon, I don't want a meido that is silly. I want a meido that is smart, elegant, and doesn't sound like a 6 year old.