/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>42780039
>Anon begins to make a habit of signing any merch from fans after races since to him if they went out of their way to manage and buy something with him on it no need to swindle them out of a few more bucks for an autograph
>Absentmindedly replies "why not?" when he hears someone ask why he always signs merch from his fans after a race only to freeze as he looks over
>Turns out the question came from the Rata interviewer that's been hounding him for the better part of a year to say SOMETHING during a post-game rundown
>Looks over and sure enough her Oni camerawoman was broadcasting the entire thing and now has dinner plates for eyes
>Event staff are now absolutely scrambling because they expected him to finally say something after his championship race next month and not in the middle of signing a toy for a father to give it to his child as a birthday present
>Most of Anon's fangirls masturbate themselves to sleep that night to the memory of his voice
>especially his fellow racers

>>40626542
better to be sold to ratas than having ratas listen in on your romps

>>21767943
Chinese squirrels spying on your browsing history.

>>18642424
I've never noticed these two peeking in through the door.

>>17881032
"To think the princess would have such a lovely voice"