/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Get cornered by a dragon
>About to be mere'd
>Ask her to do anything in a tone that suggests she can't
>She can't resist the chance to show off
>Could say "I bet those wings aren't strong enough to lift you" and she'll give you a 3 hour airshow
>Could say "I won't marry just any person!" and she'll give you a 6 hour showcase of her treasures and family lineage
>Could say "you're just a beast!" and she'll regail you with a 12 hour (abridged) speech about dragons
>Just sneak off while she's lost in her own ego
Note this may not work on all dragons. Not tested on wurms, otohime or ryus.

When going to Dragonia there is a not insignificant chance that your drinks will contain dragon fluids and it might not be milk.

This dragon?
You can't see it, but the thing she's drinking is 'bee hatred' juice.

it's dragonday

>>45096896
Ah alright. I was thinking about doing another playthrough using melee or summoner on expert. I just did ranger on expert and it was pretty fun. I might try out thorium with some other QOL mods. Any other mods you reccomend?

>>45050749
i see. fascinating.

Don't go to Dragonia. They put something weird in the drinks.

>>44127104

>It's Miss Dragon's turn to babysit the dumbass duo
>Anon needs constant monitoring
>Miss Baph let him get out of her sight for 10 minutes, and he decided to get an apple from a tree
>By pulling it out by the roots and shaking it until it fell off
>The elves weren't happy
>Miss Dragon grumbles, but feels obligated as a dragon to show another dragon how to dragon, and to show the ape to be less of an ape
>Its not all bad though
>She got them to move all of her gold from one side of her hoard room to the other
>Wurm tried to eat the gold.
>Anon also tried to eat the gold.
>Although he did learn what the word for money is
>Maybe eventually he'll learn how to hold a conversation with a store keep to buy something
>Wouldn't that be the day
>She let him take one of her jewels as a present.
>The one that wurm was staring at, and not like it was food for once
>It's cute, but none of the gaggle of powerful monsters are looking forward to when they finally have sex
>Unstoppable force meets unbreakable object.

>>41916420
I got the green
https://pastebin.com/QcHdxLx5

>>41204115
She even gives you her "special" coffee.

>>40386660

If dragon saliva is flammable could I use it to fuel a car?

>dragon's husband goes camping with friends
>brings a bottle of his wife's saliva to start a fire

>>39692577
why are deds all so weird

>>38573472
maybe she has ways to... keep you in line

Do I really have to drink my dragon boss's drool? She says it'll make me a more productive worker but I'm doubting that claim

blarg

Reminder that drinking your wife's saliva is perfectly healthy and helps with digestion.

>>33686584
I wanna drink a Dragon's firegland juice

>>30689000
>meet dragon
>mere dragon

>>22381329
SAUCE PLEASE

This is peak wife material here.

Thank you ancient anon for this wonderful drawing.