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>>22290555
>her saliva, nipples, and vagina taste like coffee

Coffee break

>>21801285
>Angel is the standard heal slut that constantly get catfished by tank monster girls pretending to be boys
>Dark Mage plays warrior because she can already cast spells IRL but can't even hold a sword for long periods of time
>Cheshires are trolls that play rogue and just gank low level players, if they're ever in a raid they pull trash and ninja loot. They feed off the salt of people complaining in chat
>Lizardmen and Salamanders play arms warrior exlusivly no matter how bad the spec is or how bored they are it's the only character they play
>Dullahans play death knights and are constantly RPing even if it's a non-rp server
>Dryads and alarunes play restoration druid and sometimes shaman
>P'orcs and H'orcs all pretend to be Orc only players but their real main is a cute thin blood elf
>Liches are angry they can't be necromancers and refuse to play death knight since they despise melee combat. So they just pick warlocks
>Holstaurs are nice tanks who equally get catfished as angels by players pretending to be cute boys who need gear desperately. They even bring food for the whole raid, but are really slow pulling mobs making sure everyone is okay after each battle
>Minotaurs are the opposite type of tank who'll run ahead and pull tons of mobs, but never enough that you can't kill them. If you can keep up with her she's probably one of the best tanks on the server and knows all boss mechanics before anyone else
>Dragons play every class every race with every spec. They are always raid leaders and will be whatever the raid needs at the time. Will pull you into private chat to tell you how disappointed she is in your DKP being so low and how if it continues she'll have to let you go. Will take all the loot and divide it up between those that earned it. Have a box full of extra mics as whenever the raid wipes she'll scream in anger till she breathes fire on it melting it
>Finally there's Anons who play male humans and constantly get flak on voice chat over them faking it. After being called an alp enough he sends a dick pic to the whole raid as some don't believe the time stamp and others apologize

>>21782811
Find an equally nerdy dragon.

Fire oil for coffee

Bleargh

Tea is good for the soul
or juice
basically drink healthy

>Beast will never make a full story to office dragon.

>>19957708
You guys know what I've done
The fireseed oil thing.

>>19256806
Is it bad that I want to cut a hole in her skirt and fuck her doggystyle like those DPMI videos?

>>18643849
The dragon boss is all from a Beast green

>Boss, you're drooling

>>18233189
I actually wanted to talk about Beast's setting some more, It's more interesting due to all the bullshit.

We need more dragon boss stories

Imagine a Dragon seeing her morning face uploaded on an imageboard. What would she do?

>>17954160
But she's the head of some department though

>>17886387
Don't get too friendly with them though, lest they engage in this kind of filth.

>>17830201
Well, I am a filthy degenerate.

>>17804595
>>17804614
Forgot my bloody image.

>>17804613
How much mass are we talking? Pectoral. pelvic or abdominal? Or do you just want her to carry the mass of your daughteru for 9 months?

Watch your back, shoot straight, conserve ammo, and never ever cut a deal with a dragon.

>>17663653
Don't overdo it though, or she'll ahegao into your drink even at breakfast.

Some people just want an extra kick in their drinks

So I was thinking of reworking that office dragon thing into an actual story.
I had this Idea of changing the oil so that its a unique fruit instead of dragon drool.
What do you think?

Anyone got the story to this?