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Who other monsters do I need to watch out for in Daedalus‘ Labyrinth? I really want a mino and don’t wanna have that awkward post-rape conversation with a non-muscle cow monster

>>43970490
>You see that, hooman?!
>Big boob and tall make me smart!
>I smart minotaur!
>You small dumb hooman...
>It's okay hooman. I love you. I protect you.
>My strong arms and brain keep you safe.

Why didn’t anyone tell me the Minotaur in Daedalus’ Labyrinth was royalty?
>Enter thinking I’d be getting a free muscular mino wife
>Leave with said wife only to be laden with scrolls worth of responsibilities
>I’m the new king
>Must appease Poseidon as the previous king pissed her off for not inviting her to the BBQ after she bought him a whole cow
>Turned his wife and daughter into minotaurs for ironic punishment I guess
>The griffons are having a revolution because they had their virginities stolen by their husbands and now want them back
>The medusas are demanding reparations or some shit for their ancient ancestor getting dunked on in water polo by Poseidon
>The chimeras are demanding to be let into the satyros club as they are goats, the club says only full goats allowed
>Satyroses need tax breaks because they drank all their product before selling it again
>Manticores are pushing for an exception in the public decency law allowing them to milk their husbands in public places with their tail pussies
>Seagull harpies are mad that stealing food from beach goers are illegal and are demanding a repeal on the law
>Kraken mothers want grandkids and are asking for a boat of men be sent out to their daughters
>The Pharaoh is demanding I hand over the apophis who escaped her snake pit and threatening high tariffs if I don’t comply
>The Labyrinth is still full of monsters who fell for that “free husband” sign and I need to keep sending men with balls of string into help them get out
>Mom won’t stop asking for grandkids

>>33607175
>>33607337
Hmmm...but can it stand up to leotard supremacy?

>>32881341
>>"Go pick her up and have fun, grandma is crossing her fingers for grandchildren this summer."
You mean great-grandchildren you esl.
I got a Minotaur, if she's polite and my grandma likes her than I will marry her immediately

>>30470153
DaAxem?