/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44061711
>Every wurm

>>34098882
>A wurm breaks through one of your other walls
>She was going to break through the outside wall, but she saw the sign marking it as for Ushis so she just went through your entire house

How are yandere wurms made?

I'm trying to figure out the best way to trick this dumb wurm into doing lewd stuff with me.

1. Tell her I'm a professional tongue wrestler looking for a practice partner for an upcoming tournament. We'll be practising in a secret dojo (my bedroom) for around 6-8 hours a day, everyday. We'll be simulating the extremely sloppy and slimy nature of tongue wrestling. She'll get to learn "secret" techniques (like grinding your crotch on your opponent's body to distract them) and perhaps even become a pro tongue wrestler herself!

2. Tell her I'm a condom tester who's failing to meet my monthly quota. I really need to find a willing research participant or I might lose my job. I need to test a combination of different brands of condoms in different orifices in lots of different locations ranging from love hotels and bathtubs to the outdoors and public toilets. Of course I'll have to run a control experiment at the start of every session where I creampie her raw, all in the name of comparing test results of course. She'll be paid in used condoms which I hope is okay.

Any thoughts?

>>21097831
Completely skipped /b/ because a friend on msn messenger told me just to go to the better boards and not act like a retard.
I should have listened more to that last part, I'm still dumber than a wurm.

>>20117368

>>19849725
My wife finds that offensive!

>>19375001
>intelligence services
Wurms

>>19148862
No no no, the proper way to say it is "wich MG wud u fug".

>>18967821
Because you eat too much sweets.

>>18103448

Retreat into the arms of my wurm waifu.

>>17989064
That sounds like a wonderful life, the tipsy cuddle sex after drinking would be great too.

>>17324753

Why choose when you can have both?

>>16062335
The doctor said if I didn't pick my nose so much, it wouldn't bleed all the time!

>>15952159
>>15952161

but i will die first once she wraps me with those sharp scales! i am made of flesh, not diamonds

>>15544439
All dragons are cute

>>15480507
I'm going to build a wall and make the Wurms pay for it!

Oh

Dumb dragon

>>15122219
THROW A ROCK AT HER!

>>14479086
>You're best of tastes, but really kinky. And lewd. Too lewd now, please don't tease the Wurms when they try to do their job!
But lewd is fun and Wurms are made for teasing, I want to molest a maid Wurm as she tries to clean.

This girl climbs on top of you and wants to you to fuck her, even though she's all sweaty.

What do you do?

Wurm's IQ is the infinite space from here to the Moon!

After reading Greystorm I find myself thinking about what types of modern weapons monsters would be able to use.

I can't get the image of a wurm picking up a complete Pak 40 anti tank cannon and using it like personal rifle, or a dragon acting like a bomber dropping 500 kg bombs.

I'm gonna marry a Wurm!