/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>26140342
As one should. So trustworthy, you might as well take one as a wife. Heck, take two so you can pump out daughters twice as fast.

>>25887486
>Hags are super unpopular around these parts
Dude what
Otohimes problem is being a two-cent whore, not her age.

>>25379641
Kitsune have a natural aura of authority and have the ability to keep a calm smile even while they’re up to absolutely no good whatsoever.
As for Kikis, they’re not much for leadership positions, but they’d probably be very dependable “lackeys.”

>>25078517
Old mofu, ruling the world.
A new age.

I want to get double teamed by my momster and auntster.

>>23937726
All true, except one. The Tanuki in Fox News is a wage slave to the Bogdamofus.

Where do all the CC GILFs hang out? I want to pound their old hips and prove that their baby factories are still open for business.

>>23405144
Well yeah, they're all at least 9000 years old.

>>23316237
Old mofu. Warning! Warning!

>>22854023
I agree, if she doesn't have at least a B cup or bigger then she has to put full time cutting board on her resume

>>22603707
Old foxes thirsty for young dick.

>>22483937
don't lost your virginity to a really old pervert

>>22221264
If you've been summoned to a place like that then you're probably expected.
It's best not to keep those in charge waiting.

>>22221267
Count me in. That's why lolibabas are so great.

>catch the eyes of two gmilf CC fox twins
>each one clings to one of your arms
>their tails surround the three of you, interlocking and trapping you in an inescapable mofu cage with your soon to be wives

>>21605576
>too young
yes
>too old
HA!

>>21517271
You enjoy the thrill of the chase?

>>20844498
>Oh, sweet child.
>The secrets of the Heavenly Mofu do not give themselves up easily.

>>20808884

>>20665306
I assume you mean yakuza, and I don't think the Mofu Mafia's boss would take kindly to her womanly curves being called cute. She's sexy.

>>20635730
>You'll have to sell your body to the ara ara fox gilfs of the mofu mafia to pay off your mofu debts!
Do I have to be in debt in order to do that? Can't we just skip the unnecessary steps?

>tfw you will never be a young stud hitting on voluptuous older foxes
>you will never show them that their wombs are still eager to make babies

>>20613635
>cramming an entire spirit realm in their tails

How does a young man go about wooing such refined and elegant older foxes?

>>20516174
Fluff. Lots of fluff.