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So wights have the zombie album. What embarrassing secrets would other MGs have that their husband can use against them?

>lilim's husband threatening to tell her parents how she likes to be referred to as "demon lord" and roleplay as one while in bedroom. Threatening to ask the DL to tell stories from when she was little next time they get invited to family dinner.

Making powerful girls pout is all fun and games until you annoy her enough that she starts stomping craters in the floor and punching holes in walls.

>Anon ends up in MGE
>Lilim unaware of what he is decides to tease him by putting on her most demonic expression and telling him she will suck his soul out
>Since he knows the truth he is not intimidated, at all
>her face pic related

>tfw you are an Order hero
>you make your way to a lilim's castle
>she is in the throne room
>her "husband" is also with her
>they seem to be in the middle of a heated discussion
>they briefly glance at you then go back to arguing
>Those fiends are straight up ignoring you!
>Well, you are not going to waste such an opportunity. They will regret this
>You pour all your strength in to one deadly strike and dash towards them
>she swats you like a fly
>you lie there in a small crater, unable to move and forced to listen to their "marital dispute" until the staff comes over to do a clean-up
>should have listened to my mentor and gone after an unmarried one

Aw jeez, anon, you've made your waifu mad! How are you going to make it up to her?

Oh no, anon! You've made this lilim upset! How are you going to make it up to her?

Pouty buff lim is cute

>>18028472
Ilassa - ELH
Mari - Maritan
Vanessa - Ace 'Can't Fap Without My Head Pats' McGee
Lani - Chowder
Yanhildr, Victoria - Lostpenis
Selene - Iron_Beast

Memes:
CRUSHER
Kawaiipenis
(YOU)

>>15147949
Lilims are cute! Cute!

>>14871920
They're alright

>>14581362
I wasn't even talking about fat chicks in my post though.

>>14567388
Mamonomana you capslocking bitchnigga.

>>14548364
Black sclera beauties make for the best onee-sans.
>>14548376
Milk, lots of milk.

>>14474251
I think either a Baphomet or muscle Lilim would fit the "stronkest there is" criteria.

>>14425862
Piddlepoodle/Latenight.

>>14408410

>Tell Lilim who wants to woo you that you can't go out with her due to needing money from work
>Wake up the next day with a tree literally growing 100-dollar bills on its branches instead of leaves
>She appears in a puff of smoke and goes "TA DAAAA!"

>Tell her to get that greed inducing thing out of your yard
>She tries to woo you again with self-induced Fella Pure levels of mouthplay, using Dark Matter arms
>Tell her you only date pure girls
>She snaps her fingers
>Everything turns into girls, to include your chairs
>You have to hear a "kyaa!" every time you sit down
>But she left the food and latrines normal, because that's gross

>She appears to you in Big Buff Demon Muff form like in picture
>Tells you that if you don't accept her love she's going to forcefully turn you into her Princess
>Reply with how cute she is when she's not actively warping reality to fuck with your head
>HFW that blushing pout

>>14331062
No problem.

>>14317817
That's probably the nicest pair of tits I've ever seen latenight draw.

>>14300280
I have not yet.

>>14300291
No, it was not an overnight improvement, just a lot and lot of doodling over time. Even then, there's still a ways to go, as evidenced by the large-headed kikimora.