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>>34733903
"I... am... NOT horny."

What is it about this guy that the monster girls want?

>hellhound is beating anon in an online game and tilts him to hell and back
>he starts flaming her
>"fucking 1v1 me irl bitch I'll destroy u kid just like daddy's belt lmao"
>she goes afk and ends up griefing the game
>"lol I showed that fucking faggot" he says with a victorious guffaw
>anon reclines his seat to bask in the glory and awe of his online victory
>4 hours later
>he hears knocking on the door

>>34037499
Relax dude relax

>unfortunate anon gets transferred to monster only sex ed class in interspecies school
>has to present a "how your species reproduces" essay to the rest of the class
>has no choice but to have the whole class look at him for a solid 5 minutes while he talks about his reproductive organs
>"h-hewwo l-m-my nwame is- *sniffles*
>"T-today I, uh am going t-to show-"
>(hounds already giggling in the back)
>*lip trembling* "pwease l-" *sobbing*
>he's a goner...