/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>This is a MGC service announcement.

Incestuous Sexual Excitement Syndrome is a serious condition affecting thousands of lolis and young teens every day in MGC.

Failure to find a husbando during the first estrus may lead to the beginning of abrupt and unexpected crushes on nearby papas, otoutos, or onii-chans.

Always remember to take the proper precautions during the first estrus or full moon after puberty. This includes play dates and sleepoves with boy's next door, enrollment in stalking classes (classmate or sempai level difficulty), or possibly even discussing the possibility of a threesome marriage with your waifu. Please note that single adoptive fathers are required by law to engage in class 3 incestuous actions upon request of the daughteru unless in possession of a Chastity Preservation License (Incest class).

This message has been paid for by your friendly neighbourhood Sabbath church.