/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46186701
Must have been. In fact, it's statistically the most common potion-brewing mistake dark mages make...

>>44948049
>mommy
Incredible. S tier kink, my favorite.

>>44907894
Bringing up the fetish/calling a woman mommy etc. unprompted feels really cringe and fake, but MGs who call *themselves* mommy and try and coax you into calling them mommy are really hot.

>>44478730
wish i had a mommy solution right now...

>>44401289
That's right, sweetheart.

>>44178772
>>44178842
I don't know what I'd do in that situation. If a long-lived monster told me eighteen was far too young to be considered an adult and that I was still just a child I, I would be dumbstruck. I don't know what I could say to convince them otherwise...

>>44087321
You say that now...

>>43962046
also how i plan on getting a wife

>>43582664
>get groomed by a woman who is unquestionably older, more powerful, and in a position to easily cause irreversible harm to your life and psyche should she ever desire
>she lets you call her mommy
i've weighed the pros and cons, and I've made my decision.

>>43424370
enjoy your new life, anon : )

You look lost Anon, why don't you come with me and I'll take care of you

>>43294007
witch of the woods...
getting lost on a hiking trip is a death (marriage) sentence for single men these days

I hate fathers and don't ever want to be one.

>>42802282
It lends itself to cringe writing too well. Still, when it's good, it's good...

>>42775988
>pedo-darkmage cameo
based based based based based based based based based based based based based based

Mamono who make you hold their hand when you cross the street!

I'm going to walk to Hagville's town square and say as loud as I can "I'm cold, hungry, afraid, and alone!"

>And when they say they want a "wife" they really mean they want a mother. They want a monster girl who will give them piggyback rides, chew their food for them, feed them milk from a bottle, bathe them, etc. Wanting to be a househusband is one thing, but most of the dudes here don't even want that, just a dommy mommy monster girl who will do literally everything for them.
Yes, and?

>>42718876
you're completely free of the need to work to survive, and you want to spend your newfound eternity of free time... waiting tables? no languishing? no pursuit of art or scholarship? I guess the kropotkinites were right.

>>42688103
You can't. If you want to go an adventure, you dark mage momma is going to be watching over you!

>>42642169
i read a fic once where the girl called her lover 'my little baa-lamb' and i think it unlocked some secret part of me

all I want it is to be raised by a dark mage as her husband/familar

>you are lost in a forest
>a dark mage comes to you and says this
what do you do?

>>20570603