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>>19313845
Until you cum.

Do Thunderbirds produce more electricity than Blue Dragons?

>>17390749
>he doesn't even pass out when he gets tazed in the peehole
That's the best part, anon. There's nothing better than getting your cum and sense lick-zapped out of you and lying on the floor, twitching, as your mistress savors your milk.

>>16589796
I would just make sweet love to her and cuddle in the aftermath.

>>16235857
Say that to her face.

>>15864539
Heard you talking shit.

>>15771274
Some do.

>>15771297
Nice. I've got all my classes to 60, except PLD and WAR, they're only up to 57, so still a couple levels each to grind out. Still, even though I have them maxed, I don't play my Healers much, so I never get to play Healslut. Never even play SCH at all, only have it maxed because it shares levels with SMN.

>>15697611
>Is it ok to cum on a dragon's hoard?
Some would be happy to have you do so.

She'll have you fill the treasured wares that she wouldn't eat from otherwise. Stain the jewelry and clothing she'd never risk taking outside, so she can lick it off and suck it out while she bites down during a pounding.

She'll measure how far you can shoot by the weapons you spray onto, performing lewd sword swallowing and wrapping her tongue around dangerous blades after to take it all in and show you how good she is.

It's also just about her only motivation to really interact with her treasures and clean them nowadays, other than when she gives tours of the horde to others.

People will see an impressive collection, but fellow Monster Girls will feel the overwhelming erotic energy still present even after they've been thoroughly cleaned.

>>15421246
>Blue
I'd like to introduce you to her, Anon.

But if having the hair on the back of your neck constantly at attention is too intense and you prefer someone a little more vanilla: http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/monstergirlencyclopedia/images/7/73/Blue_dragon_MGE.png/revision/latest?cb=20160224035350

>>14853211
I like the current conversation.

You forgot your Electric Queen. She's going to shock your monkey.

>>14420695
Zappy-sama x Weasel-chan electric yuri when?

And so she strikes!
LIKE THUNDERBALL!

>>14261408

>>14196404
>you plebeians
Hey, Black Dragons are usually talked about by either Alp or just one or two like-minded weirdos.
>Purple
Only Purple I know is Spyro.

>>14163330
Zappy-sama is now canon.

>>14052895
Ah, electro-stim with waifus.

Now that's a fun evening indeed.

>>14027603
>manipulative, condescending, deceitful
Close enough I guess?

I miss Zappy-sama.

>>13495567
I want to get zap-milked by her lewd mouth.

>>13372841
Eh, I like Blue Dragons better.

>>13233627
>loli Zappy
Oh dear.
>>13233628
I'm rubber, you're glue.

>>13193540
Acid blowjobs a shit, ergo Blue Dragon best dragon.

>>13154253
Nigga please. Taser blowjobs are the best.