/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>43418956
>Tonight on Kitsune News
>Its been 2 months since the portals have opened and foxes everywhere have been partaking in this new craze called Hamburgers
>It has spiked an epidemic of thicc chonky foxes who are usually known for their grace and slender builds
>In related news Kimono makers and bra manufacturers can't keep up with the demand for increasing sizes of fox's clothing needs causing a shortage of spider silk, Arachnes are now demanding increased compensation for having to work extra shifts and demand to be paid in human husbands lest a labor strike is called.

>>41238664
this is clearly a fox, dont trust what she says.
foxes can eat everything a human can. theyre just lying so that they milk their husbands way beyond his limits,

>>40623305
A diet coke.
>>40623314
Burgers are how we attract them to bless us, I don't know the first thing about fried tofu but the burger is an excellent offering. Burgers are what will save us from Tamamo's wrath, if we make her too fat to cause trouble.

>>39979612

>>39828597
Tofu just won't give them the same gains, large breasts and asses must be cultivated through a heavy hamburger diet.

>>36442607
I am not from the south, I know popeyes isn't the best, and yes I have had bojangles, the breakfast biscuits are the best.

>>35973581
I want to spoil her with hamburgers. This fox deserves better than tofu.

>>35735653
The sadness of losing her burg is punishment enough. I would wash it and throw it back on the grill for her.

>>34526401
Burgers must be enjoyed in HD

>>34526413
Fox ladys obiously.

>>30418530
Imagine getting isaiked to a land of monster girls and opening a fast food chain. Double Quarter pounders, Baconators french fries double downs. Plus lots of chonky girls as a side effect.