/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>16478718
>>16478774
>"Sounds like you need a Marriage Counselor"

This is grape country

>>14132899
>The "Apophis Mobile" is just a pickup she found abandoned on the side of the highway
>It has several unidentifiable stains on the seats, you're not sure if their origins are from the previous owner or your boss, but you'd rather not know
>You can't notice the stains though, you're stuck cramped against the door thanks to your boss' big fat tail taking up your entire side
>The lack of air conditioning and Abossphis swearing at every driver on the way also contributed to your less than ideal ride
>Finally the truck parks, and you stumble out of it, and in front of Toys R Us
>"Alright Anon, first stop! Let's snag their Pikachus like Team Rocket!"
>You remind her that Team Rocket never managed to snag Pikachu in the show
>"Really? Oh, well, then ignore my analogy. Anyways, onward!"
>You grab a basket and follow behind your boss
>Which ended up being a mistake since she had no idea where to go
>From the Barbie aisle to the Lego aisle, she makes you walk through every aisle with her until the very last one that happens to be the Pokemon one
>Since they only have three left, you put them all in, as your boss gives her evil laugh and shouts "ONWARD"
>This causes a little Centaur girl to cry and her mother to glare at the two of you
>You make it to Checkout without causing another incident, where the young Kobold, about your age smiles happily at the two of you
>"Aww, hello there! Getting your daughters a bunch of gifts?"

>>14128859
>>14128934
>"With all due respect, I really don't think this is a good idea."
>"Bah, what do you know, you're just a human boy. Now help me put this damn bra on, it won't fit."
>You step behind her and try to help her struggle into her black bra, it being a few sizes too small for her
>After some pulling and a few swear words on her part, you're finally able to get it on, as it sinks into soft flesh, barely containing her massive grapes
>Taking a moments rest, you go back to questioning your boss on her plan, and beg her to reconsider
>"Oh, quit being such a downer, it'll be simple as pie!"
>Her tail coils around your legs and she casually throws an arm around your neck
>"All we have to do is sneak into her party, which there'll be so many hoity toity types they'll barely notice us."
>Well, she's right about that, you note, she wouldn't be out of place in such a group
>Choosing to ignore you, she continues, gesturing with her free hand
>"Now, we go in, and we try to find where she's sitting and slip laxatives into her drink!"
>"And when that dumb broad goes up to make her final speech, BAM!"
>She throws a fist in the air, before uncurling her hand and waving her fingers all around, trying to replicate fireworks
>"She'll make a fool of herself on stage! What isn't smart about this plan? Besides, you can even think of it as a date, you get to have this hot young snake hanging to your arm, ain't that nice enough for tonight? Everyone wins here!"
>You note she's almost 6 years older than you, which hardly constitutes as "young", but before you finish a tail slaps you in the face and a suit is shoved into your arms
>The things you do for this snake

>"Hey kid, you wanna try some grape soda? Hop in my van, I got lots of grape soda. You can trust me, I'm an adult."

>There are people who unironically believe the "The Civil War was about Slavery!" revisionism
I guess this is why I like Monster Girls such as Apophis, they're about rebellion and fighting the power, the corrupt, and starting things over. I'd rather die with an Apophis trying to make a better kingdom, then near the fat Pharaoh, content in her corruption and greed.

I want to reenact Gurren Lagann with an Apophis! and the Pharaoh as the Spiral King!

Hey guys, since the Supreme Court in the US ruled the Gay Marriage legal, the way they worded it will mean incest marriage will likely follow suit very soon.

Who Sister Fucker here, and Older or Younger?

I'll gladly fuck my Apophis or Dragon, or Jabberwock, or Shirohebi, or anything Onee-san.

DR. ANON, I'M APOPHIS

I want to be kidnapped by the lusty mature plump Apophis who's 10 or so years my senior!

I want to be graped by the MILFpophis!

>>13449462
What are you, a commie? Better dead then red.

I prefer Purple.

But how are human boys recruited for the Daki program? Do they see an ad in the newspaper and, needing the money, offer themselves up to the company to give out to older women, are they tracked down and the weak young ones are kidnapped and kept as slaves to give out to the unknowing CC who pays for company?

>>13321913
Am I gonna have to smack a bitch?

>Confederate Southern Apophis
VS
>Union Northern Pharaoh

Who will you side with? The States with a Snake, or the Federal Government with a Chocolate?

>>13160385
>You will never get in a naked apron for your Apophis Mistress after she had a rough day egging Pharaoh's house

Yup, Pharaoh and Anubis pulling that "Muh ploy ees" shit is silly, an Apophis would put you in your place, which is hot and lovely.

>>13107019
>>13107012
Don't worry, she'll take responsibility for graping you

Ever since the Fatpophis story last night, I want a cute chubby Apophis like she ended up being at the end of the story. Lost most of her weight, but still on the chubby side with a cute potbelly.

>>12510677
This.

I can enjoy varying degrees of femdom, even to the point where it's simple passionate lovemaking, but Maledom isn't my thing.

I really hope Normalfags don't try to get rid of the Femdom aspect.

>>12416828
Pharaoh?

>>12385177
>lamia dom
Do it do it do it do it bonus if she's MILFy or at least a few years older

>>12335177
Nothing, fur is literal shit compared to Scales

Scales keep you cool instead of hot on a summer day. You won't wake up in the middle of the night sweating because of them. Scales also won't shed fur everywhere, making everything a nightmare to clean.

We've been on Autosage for hours, and it's only Page 7.

It makes me feel uneasy.