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I wanna hug the dragon

Tax fraud

>>34617003
I always enjoyed doIlooklikeawritefag's stories where anon is married to a dragon and the misadventures surrounding anon in his soul crushing office job. They're short, but generally amusing

>>34279779
Half an hour well spent

>>33979255
>it was far grander before I purchased you...

I want a dragon to forcefully add me to her hoard
I want to spend my days cuddling on the gold pile
I want to go out flying with the dragon
I want them to hurry up with the GODDAMNED PORTALS ALREADY

Dragons make me happy

>>33715496
>>33715534
>>33715413
Sounds like there are some prime dragon husbands in this thread right now

>>33524526
I'm sure if we didn't, we probably wouldn't be here, but I specifically want to be a dragon's treasure
Though some of the other girls are nice too

>>33519039
>>The Erectus dominate
>Go to museum with dragon wife
>She points at a model of homo erectus and says "that's you" with a mischievous smirk
>Later you point at a display of a pterodactyl and do the same
>Dragowife starts giggling and snorts which makes you laugh and her giggle harder
The dream

Monsters in sportswear is top tier and there's nothing you could do to change my mind

>>23744479
Yes.

>>22438287
Yes

>>22031295
We need more pictures of monsters working out

>>21985644
Would she be sad as a villainess to see her daughter growing into a proper young lady or happy for her as a mother?

Dragons are actually dumb as wurms when you think about it
>Spend all day in her cave sleeping on a pile of gold
>Occasionally heads out to steal the odd sheep to eat and most likely burns the meat rock hard
>Doesn't even bother seasoning it prepping it in anyway
>Only schooling comes from counting her gold and even then that's just basic math
>Most likely doesn't know how to read, as she is a dragon, why would she ever read anything written by a lowly human?
>Probably doesn't even know how to write as human pens and pencils are much too weak to withstand her grip
>That and she never learned
>On top of that she wouldn't even know the exact value or approximation of what her horde is actually worth
>It would be like asking a child what's the price of a piece of gum
As I see it the only smart dragon type would be the Ryu and that's because she has to fulfill being a god and is most likely homeschooled

>>21600825
Fair point.

>>20619833
She's not that buff, she's more lean and extremely sexy. Her with a tanktop and spats would be amazing.

>>18739184
No need to worry, I'll make sure she exercises.

I'm going to go running now, d'you think a Dragon could be convinced to join a man on such an endeavor or is it just the wingless breeds that bother with cardio?

>that one species you love but your personalities don't mix
Whats her name /mgg/?

I love fit dragons!

>>17558759
Indeed. Clearly, the answer is to post more dragons.

>>16937789
I'm not salamander man, I'm another guy that really enjoys sporty lizards especially the fire breathing ones.