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He then closes the window.
"Was this Mister Doctor ?" you ask, carefully avoiding the pee-soaked areas on Dosu's hat.
"Yes. Mister Doctor is very uneasy. But Dosu's big, and strong, and is not afraid !"
The house's door is kicked open. Mister Doctor comes out and rushes to the front gate, which he quickly opens.
"What the fuck are you doing here, you shitty manjus ?!"
You stay silent, expecting Dosu to explain the situation. She doesn't. You're suddenly confused : wasn't it her role to convince Mister Doctor ? Finally, you decide to speak.
"We need mister's easy help ! Mister, save cute yukkuris from mister mold !"
He takes a deep sigh.
"You mean you're disturbing me in the middle of the afternoon to get me to come save some rotting shitballs in the forest ?"
"Yu !" you exclaim, shocked at his rudeness.
"And you've brought the big one to strongarm me, is that right ?"
You finally realize Patchouli didn't mean Dosu would be doing the talking. Dosu is as tall as mister human, and much wider. You easily imagine her mauling the uneasy mister human, or even tearing the whole fence down.
"Dosu is really strong and brave and..."
"Shut the fuck up ! Now fuck off or you're gonna taste this !"
You finally realize the presence of a long item in his hand, he shoulders one extremity, pointing the other at Dosu's forehead. You see two hollow tubes, side by side.
He's clearly threatening you. You think about something smart to retort, but you stop when you realize something.
Dosu is shaking.
You look back at the two tubes. What are those ? You've never seen something like this. But one thing sure is that Dosu knows what it is, and that Mister Doctor seems to be confident that with this, Dosu is not a danger to him. Your best guess is that he can make something very dangerous, very scary come out of the dark tubes.
What you don't know is that even among humans, Mister Doctor is especially uneasy. He's not a regular Doctor, who helps other humans take it easy. Mister Doctor is what humans call a Mister Yakuza. A doctor that heals wounds that are not supposed to be here, far from any curious eyes, next to a forgotten road, next to an old forest. A man like this makes enemies, and so he illegally owns this thing humans call a mister shotgun.

Now, your mission is more in danger than ever before. Sure, you could quit, or wait for Dosu to turn tail and run, but you're not that kind of yukkuri.
You want to save them.
You have to make concessions.
But what can you offer ? Humans are too big to like yukkuri's mister food, and too dumb to be interested in their mister treasures.
You're only card left to play is yukkuri life itself.

"Mister Doctor, listen easy ! If you come and save them..."


A. "... Reimu will be mister's pet !"

B. "... Patchouli's will be mister's pet !"

C. "... Dosu will be mister's pet !"