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we need more selkies

>>39782014

>>37941191
>marries monster
>doesn't become incubus
I'll presume this isn't retardation, somehow, and is merely very incorrect. Anyway, monsters recognize husbands as males of their species. These males gain inhuman traits like massive semen volume, minuscule refractory periods, post-pubescent changes in genital size and shape etc. To look at this and to say, "this is a normal human because 'human energy'" is retarded. That is a garbage definition, I don't care who said it.

Get a transformbro in front of a crowd and make the same claim.
>the sight of him melts their brains
>You: b-but he's human because human energy bro
>transformbro sprouts spider-genital monster face
>You: d-daijoubu, still human energy

What the hell is wrong with you people? After enough weird changes happen to you, you don't qualify as human anymore. How is this difficult to understand?

>>37941212
Why do abyssals get transformation then? Why are there all kinds of transformation potions?

>>37941218
>gets in relationship with monster
>relationship alters you both to fit each other
>monster thinks of you as male of her own species
Yet you never gain any traits of her species? Unless you pick from 5 out of 200-ish girls. This is some crazy broken logic. If you get in a relationship with a monster, that should mean you are subject to the hentai logic.

>>37941285
Best post.

I started playing Subnautica: Below Zero yesterday. We need a story of a man trying to survive in the harshness of the arctic while surrounded by horny oceanic girls.

I've been watching funny seal videos and want a Selkie now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL9iMPx9CpQ

>selkie tells you to git gud fgt over the mic

>>20118984
Has there ever been a single Selkie story?

>>16993067
>You think I haven't heard that before?

>>15823015
>posting cosplay-tier girls
>not posting THE cosplay girl
I expect better from you anon.

Who's the artist for that one anyway? She's cute but IQDB and saucenao both come up with nothing.

>>15778529
Nobody cares about Mono-eyes. But they do remind me of Futurama, and allow me to remind everyone of a forgotten girl.

We're whalers on the Moon
We carry a harpoon
But there ain't no whales
So we tell tall tales
And sing a jaunty tune

>>15290458
They're more like Elves but not Elves.

>>14895500
>tfw your village is raided by Selkie Vikings.

>>14600841
Just slap one of these on their heads to act as the voice of reason, duh.

>>13884523
I think selkie's probably the most kayak-friendly mg?

>>13506783
I am a Walrus!

So which girl actually needs stories the most?

>>13219035
2017 anon. We don't need to do squat.
>>13219037
We were talking about the weather in the Nordic regions anon. Excuse me. Now let's talk about how the melting of the polar ice cap's affects Selkies.

>>12999965
>inb4 literal cosplay tier
That's how they were in their mythology.

>>12910601
>Selkie
Wonderful.
>Ara ara
Even more wonderful.
>Pale skin
Eh, such is life in the North.
>Blue eyes
Pretty and plain.
>brown
Same as me then.
>E-cup
Good thing she can let the water take care of that weight.
>getting there
No, she's a Selkie and doesn't even have an ass.
>she's poor
We have that in common, too.
>Calm and cool until she snaps
Suits me.
>extremely intelligent
This turns me on.
>into martial arts
Turns me on even more.
>very tall
And I'm a manlet. Arousal intensifies.
>average weight
No problems here.
>related to me by blood
Auntie please.
>Martyr complex
Hilarious.
>weapon of choice is acid
Scary.
>constantly photographs with her phone
Cute and not scary.

I like.