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>>40466841
Funny, I never thought they'd make a Retirement Home Kingdom.

Submit to cats

Why are cute dancing sphinxes so popular?

Worshiping a pharaoh
>Rewards you with the reward of worshiping her
>Unreasonable demands that when you can't fulfill will punish you
>Undead and was probably embalmed so she literally doesn't have a brain or a heart
>Lazy and lets anubises practically run the country for her but puts on the façade that she does everything
>Will use her powers to get her way
>Generally bitchy and demanding
>Best you can hope to be is her throne
Worshiping a cat
>Rewards you by letting you touch her soft ears and grope her supple body
>Demanding but will shower you with praise for fulfilling her whims
>Still living so you can cuddle her for those cold desert nights for warmth
>Lazy and isn't afraid to show it. Although she can always make time to bully schedule dogs
>Will use her powers to give you fun riddles and questions where failure means you're the small spoon tonight and success means you're the big spoon tonight
>Generally lazy and demanding
>With enough time, sweat and cum you and form your own cat kingdom to rule with her
Should be an easy choice

>>32219041
Indiana Jones-type adventurer runs into a Sphinx while delving, riddle game ensues.

Come to the desert.