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Would you move into Starlewd Valley to take over your grandpa's farm after he passed?

>>25091591

>>24024050
Well alright then

>>21796965
but does it make your iron the big iron?

>>21578444
You're a funny guy, Charon.

I hate my life anons, why can't i live in a world where i can be taken and forcefully married and loving sex can happen?

>>19921013
Welcome to the pasture?

It's summer, release the cows into the wild green yonder.

>>16109113
Just another day on a Monster Girl farm.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfOEEVxBmgk

>>15691292
First day as a farmhand is hard work, but it gets easier, the Holsts start to get used to you and aren't as shy.

Just remember to massage the teats before pulling them.

>>15118544
This man needs to run a Holst farm.

>>14255477
Just another quiet, sunny day on the Holstaur farm.

>>14228509
How is any of this a bad thing?

Congratulations! You are now an official Monster Girl breeder! It will be your job to raise high-quality girls on your farm!

First roll a Monster Girl species.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono

This is what you will be raising. At least if you want to keep receive funding from the MGC Government.

You can strive to alter ANY particular aspect of this Monster Girls through the magic of husbandry and selective breeding.

Maybe a Werecat with two tails?
A Wurm that's small enough to carry around?
An extra big Hellhound to scare off burglars?
Different hair color? Skin color?
There's many possibilities!

>But Anon, doesn't that mean I have to dick my daughterus?

That's true, you can, however that's what farmhands are for! You can pay them to take care of your daughters while you sit on the porch with your beautiful wife and drink lemonade! Then you only need to worry about finding a buyer for your unique sub-species of Monster Girl.

>>13734454
Hundreds, in the farms on the outskirts of Monster Girl City.

Most of them wash out, being a farmhand on a Monster Girl farm ain't easy.

Gotta get up at the crack of dawn and collect the Cockatrice Eggs. Most of them will have rampant libidos and seeing a handsome young farmhand come into their cramped hen house might lead them to try and petrify you for some early morning sex. So you'll need to watch where you look.

Then the Holsts need milking, you'll need good strength to heave their massive aching breasts into a milking position, then be careful as they could go into heat at any moment. If they go into heat they'll try to jump you, and if the succeed the surrounding Holsts will go into heat. If the surrounding Holsts go into heat they start a sexual stampede and all rush out of the cow shed in a desperate search for men, they'll start with the farm then move onto the nearest town.

Following that the P'Orcs need to be fed, if you're new you'll need to establish your dominance early. Single out the largest, or alpha, P'Orc then mud wrestle her. If you succeed you'll find that they'll be nice in submissive, if you lose you'll have a permanent position as breeding hog in the P'Orc sty.

The Minotaurs will need to be milked as well, but luckily this will be done in a team. One of you will need to dress up in red and act as bait, while the rest throw themselves on top, trying to hold her down long enough to milk her for her sought after protein shake-like milk.

Then there's the Bee Girls. Every so often a farmhand will be sent as a sort of emissary. Bringing food and gifts before the Bee Queen. If it is acceptable she will gift you some honey if you're respectful and recognize her position as queen. If you've insulted her somehow you might be sentenced to breeding for a set amount of time, depending on the offence, (Like not bowing in the presence of her majesty.)

Cont...

>>13589127
Meanwhile, back at the ranch...

Ahh, spring has come and it's time to release the cows!

>>13265892
Then what are you doing on my farm?

>>13109271
I want to work on a Holstaurus Farm!

>>12829861
I'm never a dick anon. We're here for you! Touch the Cow! Do it now!

>>12802272
Just you wait. Our Minotaurs will one day make a Bovine Stampede to infidel lands! And then many moo-moo will snusnu!
>>12802274
>if the owner is dead
Tentacles grow back. She's still alive, there's still a connection supplying the tentacles with the stuff. Don't deny me my Alps.

>>12435735
>>12435736
>>12435737
Keep the love alive for me while I'm gone.

>>12416047
>"Look it's the Farmer's son!"
>"Ara ara~ Look how much he's grown."
>"Moo~"

>It's your first day working on a Monster Girl Farm.
>You've been looking forward to this.
>At sunrise, to the Cockatrice Girls call, your wake and your boss takes you to the Holstaurus shed.
>"I think you can figure out what to do, see you later girls."
>"Bye Mr. Farmer!~" They call out in unison as he leaves and shuts the door behind him.
>"So, you're the new farmhand, huh kid?"
>You look back to the Holstaurus, instead of being bright-eyed and cheerful they're standing about like delinquents, one's even smoking a cigarette.
>"You deaf or something farmboy?"
>You're caught off-guard by the sudden change.
>"I, uh, yeah, I'm supposed to milk you I g-guess."
>You hold out a bucket.
>One of the Holstaurus walks over and slaps the bucket out of your hands and leans in close.
>"We do milking a bit differently around here, farmboy."
>They circle around you and one of the Holstaurus pulls your pants down from behind.
>[PLEASURED MOANS INTENSIFY]