/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>14242913
I want to date rape a nice young Paladin out of her virginity and act oblivious to the fact that she didn't want it while continuing to pursue her.

>You will never fight alongside paladin-chan to clear a cave of mindflayers only to fail at the last second and have both of your mind's warped together

>>13602026
I agree.

Remember to call your paladin onee-sans and tell them you hate monstergirls.

>>13557266
I'll keep on living until I can find myself a girl who will dress up in armor and let me call her paladin-chan.

>>13543033
>tfw no paladin nee-san to help you fight off the monstergirls.

>"Hey Anon, it's been a while since you've come around the temple so I thought I'd visit you and see if you're doing alright! You've made sure to keep yourself pure for your human waifu, right? N-Not that I care personally, but those monstergirls are very rapey and dangerous so..."

How do you respond without hurting her feelings?

>>13509905
there's nothing sexier than watching something pure become corrupt.

>>13505188
>paladin onee-san
>Not just as emasculating and embarrassing as a normal monstergirl

Even after you reach your adult age and join the order she'll still boss you around as your superior and constantly hound you to be more cleanly and to train with more conviction.

When you're about to leave for an extermination mission she'll use her influence to get assigned as your partner and the entire way there she'll just keep adjusting your helmet and asking you to recite the different procedures in case anything happens.

When you have a free day or some time to yourself she'd immediately rear her head through your doorway to recite some ancient poetry together or do an equipment check

The only time she'd ever be kind and tender toward you is when she's sleeping and holds on to your body tightly while whispering things about how her little brother grew up so gallantly and other things like that.

Then when she becomes a monster due to your own failure to protect her she turns into the lewdest most irrevocably spoiled monstergirls, constantly bathing you in her love and freely caring and loving. Unless you kill her like she would have wanted you to do.

The only reason you should want a pure paladin onee-san is to corrupt her into a monstergirl.