/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>36596944
It's almost like we humans were the monsters all along

>>36034695
[X] Sarcastic

>Damn Anon, I love it when you argue with others on the internet over incredibly stupid shit, that nobody in the real world gives a fuck about! It's making me wet!
>Yesss! Hmmm! Post that dancing grey cat, while you troll liberals! Use your stupid ass meme ideology, oh fuck I love it when you just leave without elaborating further!
>Btw is that dancing grey cat real?

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>>16286680
I'd probably end up with a Cheshire cat on account of shit memes. not that I mind of course

>>16016364
But she didn't even say what the difference between her and a mosquito is yet!

>>15475825
>Cheshire goes to check out. Never did like those Wonderland imports. They had problems with conventional logic.
>This perpetually grinning weirdo has the BIGGEST stack of porn that anyone in the store had ever seen. Bizarre stuff too. Kinda stuff most stores didn't carry. There was even a Centaur Face Riders swimsuit calender.
>This toothy creeper just smiles away, leaning up on the desk and swinging her hips around.
>"Gee, ma'am...think you have enough?"
>"...Y'know, now that'cha mention it, do you have any copies of Unerring Chivalry?"
>"The fantasy s-"
>"The fantasy series with more plot than sex, yeah yeah yeah. S'probably got a long-haired guy on the cover."
>"Yeah, w-"
>"He's about 6'2", maybe, blond hair, shirt is off 90% of the t-"
>"YES! Yes, ma'am, we have that. Would you like me to g-"
>"Nah, I don't want it, was just curious. Say, ya got coffee?"
>"Wh-...no, we don-"
>"Sure could go for some coffee right now."
>"We pretty much just sell porn."
>"Ya don't take your porn with coffee?"
>"N-...there's a coffee shop right across the street, ma'am."
>"Yeah, well, they kinda don't let me in there no more. Hey, now that I think of it, I can't really afford all this, I'll just take this here bookmark."
>"..."
>"The one with the lil' birdy, please. Thank you."
>Spend the next three hours putting back every single book she'd brought to the front.
>The last thing you hear before she leaves is "Hey, see ya tomorrow, pal!"

>>14862570
>>14862592

Pomeranian Kobold that yaps constantly around a Cheshire cat reminding her of her past sins of meme posting.

>>14594177
I want more french accented poodle kobold.

You're a young freshman in High School, excited to see just what the future has in store! However, right on your first day, a scary Memecat bully threatens you! If you don't have a girlfriend by the end of the day, she's gonna beat the snot out of you using memes! Uh oh! You now must pick one of these four young single Monster Girls to be your new girlfriend! She'll be your girlfriend for life, and after so many minutes we'll post the kind of girl she grows up to be. Good luck, and hope you pick the right girl for you!

>Football Captain Amazon
This tall, delicious brown Amazon is the epitome of sports at Monster Girl High. She's athletic and muscular, and not to mention pretty suave with the boys. Despite this, she's never actually had much of a relationship, being too focused on her sports. If you commit to this girl, you can expect to be taken to parties, loved in some pretty lewd ways, and for her to wrap her sports jacket around you when you're cold. She's kinda proud and haughty, but she'll treat you right, if a bit rough.

>Nerdy Jabberwock Senpai
This 12th Grader Wonderland Dragon is a lot different than your average Jabberwock. She's lanky, kinda short, and no real breasts or ass to speak of (She insists she hasn't hit her growth spurt yet though). She also has big thick glasses that look kind of silly, and braces on all three of her mouths. This combined with her bad asthma and she's practically the most stereotypical nerd you can find. She even acts like one too, she loves reading, writing poetry, and deep down is a bit of a romantic, even if she gets her love stories from hentai.

>Whimsical Freshman Sea Slime
Sustained with magic, she can elegantly float down the halls of the school, humming and singing to herself. Like you, she's brand new to High School, but she has some big plans for the future. She wants to try theatre, she wants to sing, she wants to make people fall in love with her acting. She'd love if you took theatre classes alongside her, and assisted her on set. after all, she is pretty fragile, and can't do many things on her own other than float and sing. If you want a romance so obnoxiously lovey dovey and sweet, she'll be perfect for you.

>Wurm Teacher
This Wurm insists she's a highly educated german scientist who is researching all sorts of super secret military secrets. You can join her if you wish. She's pretty crazy though, I wouldn't recommend it.

>>14521932
>>14521943
Well if you guys don't like Wonderland's cats, you should check out their Dragons. They'll wock your world! But be careful, they're kind of narcissists. If you let them they'll spend all day jabbering on about themselves.

I'm gonna marry a memecat!

>>14505208
>the one time a cheshire cat goes silent is when she remember her teen years that she had repressed

>>14467407
The playasia situation was hilarious. Glad it ended well for them.

On an unrelated note, how would a twitter run by a Chesire Cat be like?

Meme girls taking over

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

Would you date a meme girl?