/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46379622
>"You fell into my trap, human! By approaching you in broad daylight I tricked you into believing that I was but an elf!"
>"Nah I knew"
>"What? But... how?"
>"Well for one thing elves don't have fangs, plus you kept staring at my neck"
>"Then... why?"
>"Honestly I just thought it was cute. And it's not every day you get to bully an elder vampire"
>"..."
>"Also your first daughter is going to be a dhampir"

>>44728399
Vampires are made for bullying.

>>41861121
>encounter a vampire lord sunbathing in the starter area
>"I should have known you humans would attack me when I let my guard down. Can the dead not rest even here?"
>bitch I'm just trying to collect sea shells
>"Have at you, human! I may be weakened, but I'm still more than a match for you"
>she isn't

so then I said "it's mobin time" and then I morbed all over her

>>40286909
>"H-hold my han....? Oh, how uncouth! The nerve of a lowly servant to ask for such a p-perverse, dreadful act! I should have you put in irons, you mongrel!"
5 minutes of blustering, laughable justification later
>"N-not like that! Don't...don't run your fingers between mine like tha- ngh! No, please, don't tenderly rub my wrist! This is too much! S-servant, I command you to sto- ahh! Not the other hand, too!"

>>39547151
vampires are made for bullying

>>39012452
>sneak into a vampire's mansion and change all the clocks
>all the windows are boarded up, so she can't tell it's daytime outside
>she transforms into a bat and leaves for what she thinks is the night
>sunlight hits her as soon as she leaves the building
>she falls to the ground, unable to transform back while the sun is on her
>pick up the crippled little vampire bat and take her home, all the while teasing her about how helpless she is and how easily you defeated her
>you'll pay for it later but for now it's worth it

What's the most insulting thing you could say to a vampire?

>>36495431
>vamp HAG drains anon DRY of BLOOD and CUM until he's fucking DEAD

>>35204584
>wear armor covered in ultraviolet lights to nullify the vampire's powers
>pretend not to recognize her
>"Strange to see an elf in a place like this, I take it you're one of the servants."
>"Still, you must be an important servant to be dressed like that. Maybe if I take you prisoner I can lure the countess into a trap."
>pick her up and carry her home
>meanwhile she's angrily insisting that she is the countess
>"Ah, a body double, very clever. Not very convincing though. She should have picked someone stronger to impersonate her."