/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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>Miserly, thin dragon wakes up every month to inspect her hoard
>Counts the coins to make sure nothing is stolen
>So neurotic that she even checks the weight of her gold to make sure it hasn't been replaced by a cheaper, debased counterfeit coin
>Imagine her outrage when she finds out anon has made off with her treasure, and all that she has left is chocolate coins
>Her tummy rumbles
>Perhaps seeking vengeance on an empty stomach is a bad idea
>The chocolate isn't bad
>Starts to eat more
>Dragon starts to feel better
>Perhaps she won't roast anon for this offense, instead she will graciously continue to indulge in his 'tribute' of chocolate coins
>Anon comes back the next day to retrieve his real prize, not the gold coins, but a soft, docile, pudgy dragon to pinch and cuddle

Near to the east
Covered in chicken grease
In an ancient land
Called Dragonia
Was born a Wock
To Felica of Gobblecock
The legend her name was Alexandria
At the age of nineteen, she became the Jabberwock Queen
And she swore to visit every roadside Diner!
By the Court Alf Sea, In 334BC
She utterly ate the salmon bagels

Alexandria the Weight
Her girth struck fear into legs of chairs
Alexandria the Weight
Became a legend amongst fastfood chains