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>>43661544
I wonder what a corrupted sphinx's riddles are like. Probably unfair
>How much apophis venom did we inject you with
>How many times did you cum last night
>How many children are you going to father in five years

>>43173269
>Be grave robb- I mean archeologist anon
>Checking out the new pyramid that rose up from the sands
>You know the goods are in there, but you just need to get through the guards
>Thankfully, with the pyramid being so new, only the basic monsters have woken up
>Mummies aimlessly wandering around and a single sphinx sunning herself on a piece of stone by the entrance
>Mummies are easy enough to avoid, just a slight jog outside of grabbing range and you find yourself in front of the sphinx
>This should be easier than the mummies, almost everyone in the field agrees that sphinxes often just spit out the same twelve riddles and hope the intruder fails on purpose to get a piece of that sweet caramel tail
>Apparently that strategy has an actually decent success rate
>And, as a proud member of the archeological fieldwork community, you have memorized the answer to pretty much any basic riddle
>Eventually, the sphinx notices your shadow has fallen over her, and cracks open a single eye
>You go over the answer to the most common riddles in your head in preparation
>And she spits out a sentence of the most complex mathematical jargon you have ever heard
>At least, you think it's math, you recognize some of the words...
>Only the numbers, but still, you recognize some of the words, so it counts!
>Shit, you're running out of time, and her face has morphed into a smug grim that could make a cheshire blush
>Your next thoughts devolve into a horny mess as the curse takes effect
>An unspecified amount of time later, you roll out of bed, hips still aching, to get some water
>The pyramid might have been buried under the sands since before the great change, but it still has indoor plumbing, somehow
>Cleo (Turns out, monsters aren't very creative with names) has first guard shift today, and even though she is newly married, she still has a job to do
>Mostly just means she will toss any invaders to the mummies
>As you gulp down your fifth cup of water, you notice something
>Her smartphone, you learned on day three (you think) not to question it.
>It was left on and unlocked, plugged in to charge, presumably before she started her shift the day you met
>You can't help but just look over it, and more specifically, the web page it was on
>"Unsolvable math problems: still unanswered after all this time"
>Your thoughts are interrupted as you hear Cleo coming home, no doubt ready to continue where you left off last night
>And you get the feeling you know exactly what she is going to ask

>>42502009
What happens if you answer wrong?

ded thred.
have a cat

>>41803766
But I do?

>>40715189
Sphinxes, nekomatas, and werecats. All the other catgirls with the exception of ocelomehs often get overshadowed by chesh.

>>40351909
come on anon, just lick the kot tummy
first is free afterall

>>39770387
very cute!

>>36015788
>You made a promise when you were a kid.
What most hero(ines) don't realize is that this just makes them prime bait for Lilim Matchmaking Services™

>>32924657
Welcome to the club brudda.

>>24943227
>when you get spotted by a very bored Sphinx

>>23495055
Yes, and?

>>23495087
Yes, this pleases me.

>>22469399
btw was aiming for a rata version of this pic.

>>22122944
thanks for reminding me how much I want a rata version of something like that and this

>>22068360
Loud sex with a Sphinx immediately outside.

>>22028767
Oops! Worshiped the cat!

>>21977454
This but with a rata lifting up her shirt/skirt to show her panties

>>21733978
Fool, you're now prey of the Sphinx.

>>21733981
Very well, you may pass.

>>21733983
>>21733985
Well played, sir Knights, but your trickery holds no power here. You will be husbands to the next two Sphinxes in line.

>>21212755
Cats are not well known for playing fair.

>>20722745
>Why, begging yer pardon miss, but yer awful pretty. I like them drawings on yer belly too, reminds me of them dancers what we saw at the Sun Queen's palace up north where Pa was selling cows.
Simple honesty wins over the most sophisticated beast.

>>20722757
Many have been trained in the arts of Saint Ciaphas Cain, sweet talker and lover extraordinaire.

>>20722741
>>20722750
I shall remain chaste until I get to fondle Crom's mighty butt, and no angelic sluts shall deprive me of my purity!

>>19339203
Would probably not go well, or at least be less sexy than humorous because I am an extremely ticklish fuck.

>>18766310
Most beastgirls would.

W-What happens when you fail to solve a Sphinx's riddle?

>>18115335
Make it consensual.