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Salamanders are dorks.
No, I will not fight them, why would I fight a dork

I ran 23km and there was a lot of dust and now I'm coughing gib salamander gf
Or at least stuff a Slime down my lungs

>>42118005
No battle! 5 more minutes!

>>39850486
It's really not fair when a salamander gets to promote into the samurai class.
It's region-locked for a reason

I ran a half-marathon again. That makes over 50km run this week. I've lost 6kg of weight this year.
Where's my Salamander? What am I even doing this for? I've worn through the crotch of my running pants, the soles of my shoes and the heels of like three pairs of socks and there's still no fire amphibian to snuggle with wtf

Please don't wake the salamanders.

>>35265284

>>35032080
No, she's comfy.

Night-night.

>>34617052
The market for magical dakis that figure out and create the image of your fated partner must be massive

Zzzzz....

She wishes that pillow was you.

>>34359280
>I will fight you over this
>You will fight me over anything....

>>34283737
Salamanders are still hibernating. 5 more minutes!

All my dreams were just killed, how do I cope?

>>23796647
>casual sarcasm
Anon you're booty-blasted, no use trying to hide it now. You need to let the healing process begin.

>>17877852
At least none of them talk to fish.
>>17877859
>If it wasn't for dragons they would definitely be my most favorite monster if they aren't already. I can't stop thinking about encontering a bootymander wearing spats while I'm out jogging.
You're not me, are you? Because that sounds like something I would say, but I'm not you so you can't be me, right?

>>16805158
>muh sekrit klub XD
You're horrible.

Please stop fighting! Think of the children!

>>14503653
Salamander lying by the fireplace inviting you to cuddles by the fire please.

>>14139077
>>14139091
There's also Losenis' thing starting from the fourth or fifth chapter, though it's equally long and pretty damn grimdark, and unironically a MGQ fanfic basically

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9352118/

>>14139125
>There will be a time someone writes something even longer

>>14088494
Yeah, but he said his fetish was plot, not "endless go-nowhere drawn-out wheel-spinning that seems to exist only to perpetuate its own wordcount". Plot implies that there is some sense of progress and impending resolution, properties not possessed by the saga,

>>13748733
And that's what's so weird about it. They're awful, the EMG threads before the anime came out were horrible, and yet they managed to keep reminding themselves that everything is so much better now that they got rid of us.
We're not the bad guys, right?

>>13479658
Because Try Hard Necromancer is way more fun to read than reading prose? You keep up the good work and I'll keep at bay this Salamander.
Just the one, though.