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>>45489465
The oldest and most cock-starved vampires are the most likely to be turned into a dhampir factory when they finally get a man

Don't tease the Vampire TOO much, anon

>>44728470
I prefer mature suave vampires that know what they're doing as lords of the night and are also easy to bully

>Son of single mother monstergirl
>Go back in time
>Meet your mother when she was younger
>She hits on you
Do you go for it anon?
Yes you are your own father and yes your momster in the present is aware of that

I think dhampirs are ok but the idea of knocking up a vampire with dhampir daughters gets me going something fierce

>>42012012
>auntie tries to hide her enlarged assets while talking to anon
>anon is trying to control his boner while staring at his aunt
>both fail miserably

>>39188332
they are growing alright

old hag vampires are the best kind
I want to be a kiss slut for one

>>35460596
vampires but only if they are old

>>35441553
only if they're old

God I want to french a CC vamp for several hours in front of several jealous Dhampirs who told me vamps are no good.

>>35306742
Booba vamps, you say...

>>33954070

>>33751992
If vamps are allowed to call us bloodbags, I should be allowed to call them milkbags.

Ha, a vampire can't get all my blood if I hide some of it in my penis.

>>29881567

>"they're not gonna suck themselves, anon."

>Go to sleep thinking about how it would be to have a CC vampire to take care of me
>Have a dream about a milf proportioned vampire
What does it mean

>>28484964
Just the first 2

>"Look into my eyes, mortal, and become mine...No, up here, you pathetic- Goddamnit!"

>>23844646
not just powerful! They are also very alluring!

>>23243627
That's not the only large things they have.

>>22661167
>OH HO, You're approaching me?