/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>be young anon
>decide to do as young boys do and go adventuring
>leave home early one morning only to find your Lv. 250 momster in her old adventuring gear insisting that she join you
>she assures you that with her by your side, you won't need any other companions, especially female ones

>it's your anniversary
>your wife walks into the bedroom wearing her old Demon Queen outfit from back when you were both adversaries
How many babies are you planning on making that night?

I wish my momster would wear bikini armor more often

>be working the farm in your village when the hero walks through
>you help some soldiers of the DL's army capture him and take him away
>a few days later, an vassal of the DL shows up at your house followed by a 11/10 succubutt
>"Sir Anon, for your brave assistance in eliminating another pesky hero, the Demon Lord bestows upon you a wife," and she tosses the succubus at you
>"Oh my god, thank you so mu- Hey, wait a minute! Is this the hero?"
>the vassal just gives you a shit-eating grin

>>18037646
You little shit, you made me paranoid enough to delete it.