/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>43918931
>>43918954
Grilling with Wendidad and having a beer

After watching Inherent Vice and playing Disco Elysium, I want a complete mess of a detective to bumble his way through an investigation is Monster Girl City or some other such urban setting.
What kind of crime would Detective Anon be investigating?

>>38278704
the wendi's are such a nice family

>>37204394
>Dear, I think Wendi-chan is riding the washing machine again

>>37063510
>Your idea is sound, Ms. Nubis, but I feel a proper test is in order
>Build a small igloo pyramid for my daughters first, they'll put it through the paces and we'll see if your idea holds up

>>36411356
>Wendimaid's parents get her report card

>>35147021
Rather, she was guilty of lust.

>>33329754
Good husbands know how to calm their wives down, and vice versa

>I told you the Ice Queen would be moody, should've let the faucets drip over night and brought more wood in
>It's ok dear, the Lava Golem plumber will be out later today to unfreeze the pipes

>>32030538
>Wendigo nervously watches you play Until Dawn

>>29477068
You can do it Wendi-chan, your parents are rooting for you too!

Papa Wendi is a nice father, watching over his daughter on her first date

>>24903596
Papa and Mama sure know what's best for their daughter!

>>24492831
Does Papa Wendi compete as coatmonster or as gruff mcbuff guy form?

>>24262729
Wendi's meat is fresh, never frozen, and Mama Wendi approved!

>>23655251
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>>23656143
Like fuzzy long-sleeved dresses.

>>23599778
Come on, where's the fun in that? It's more loving for a couple to cook each other's favourite foods, after all.

>>23392686
Look on the bright side: with mamono mana you'll live long enough to see your granddaughters' weddings, and you'll get to troll/guide your sons-in-law.

Nervous meat chewing

>>23332504
Gotta be sturdy, practical clothing for a man living innawoods. With enough time, he could get real swole assuming his wife is into that.

>>23265705

>Meanwhile, a strapping lumberjack looking man and a nervous yet lovely looking woman in a makeshift dress eat at a corner booth
>The man is through his tenth beer but unfazed, while the woman nibbles nervously on a large helping of stretchy meat
>"What are they doing, papa? Has she given him her coat yet?"
>"Mama, you don't think she'd do that so soon, right? They're just talking! Everything's normal! Just talking. That's all they're doing! Talking! Nothing else! My little girl is just talking to the nice boy! That's all!"
>He sounds more like he's convincing himself than the woman with him
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