/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>42403124
The only time people care about unicorns is when they're about to turn into bicorns.

No! Non-incestuous love with a unicorn!

>>37985220
Horses are the most majestic and noble of them all

>>37852826
>be Anon
>comes home after a hard day at work
>his Nurarihyon housemate greets him with a big hug, a beer and a spammich
>helps Anon into his armchair, climbs into his lap
>helps Anon unzip and starts riding him gently
>his Unicorn waifu comes in to kiss Anon deeply on the mouth and refresh his beer
>'Hi sweetie, how was your day?'
>'The usual, how about you?'
>'Just the usual. But I found my first grey hair today...'
>Anon looks carefully over the Nuri's shoulder at his waifu's mane hairline
>'Does that mean you're getting old? I thought Unis had really long lives?'
>The Nuri reached over and helped Anon search for the grey hair in her housemate's mane, saying nothing as her fingertips rubbed over the faint nubs on her friend's forehead
>'No, it means my mana is changing... uh, Anon-honey, I know it's a silly question, but are you possibly cheating on me...?'
>The Nuri starts to laugh, 'Ohno, as if Anon would ever be crazy enough to be cheating on us, it must just be some of my pipe-ash or something...'

Do you think there are little unicorns out there that dream of being cucks one day, or is it always something that just happens?

>Stomach flu three weeks ago
>Cold immediately after that
>Just now coming down with the flu
>Now on day #2
I guess I'm making up for lost time of not being sick for over 5 years. Wish I had a unicorn to cure it. Perpetual sickness is an absolute bitch

Horse pussy.

>>21314609
Find the nearest unicorn.

>>20974250
Gargoyles are canon "purer" girls because they mostly only existed attached to Cathedrals and other grand monuments.

>You are now imagining Claudia Frollo singing Hellfire because she really wants to bang Anonymous Hero

>>20824501
>Is that a Cormac McCarthy reference?
I dunno.

>>20823123
I see nothing wrong.

>>20642761
Horsepussy.

>>20296980
>Is this new?
I don't think so-I found it in >>20296762

>>20192740
Delete this.

Remember anons.
One.Waifu.Per.Laifu.

Go horsepussy or go home.

>Nice to meet you. From the way we met, you must be my destined man.

>>19282275

>>19267424
Whatever gave you that idea?

>>19237953
Something something The Conversion Bureau.

https://imgur.com/a/nqqQvPV

>>19092695

>>19022801
No.

>>18936775
Kill yourself.