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>>18037774

>One a monster has a husband the semen from other men is so disgusting to them it makes them throw up

Neat.

>>17256037
Only pretentious cunts choose the right design.

>>16480955
Fuck you dude.

>>15844417
Those plump, hammy thighs mang.

>>15651875
To think that she still has armor equipped on her arms and legs.
>>15651925
One is slovenly, and the other one clearly gets outside so I doubt it.

>>14106900
Eat shit.

>>13767692
CC Dullahan and Lizardman threesome?

>>13632208
Maid type: Lizardman
Name: Kiwi
Personality: Energetic, enthusiastic, proud and intelligent
Statement: “Look Master, it’s finished! I promise it won’t blow a crater in your backyard this time!”
Notes: Maid requires additional space to practice her hobby.
Warning: MGC Maid Central is not responsible for any structural or otherwise collateral damage caused by the maid during and outside of her duties while under contract.

Kiwi has been acquainted with MGC Maid Central from a young age, but did not become part of MGC Maid Central until after her funds ran out due to her rather expensive “hobby” and a large amount of fines due to damage of property. Kiwi proved to be a rather difficult maid to train, encountering several difficulties including the destruction of two maid training rooms. Kiwi however still managed to successfully finish her final maid exam at the age of 22, and can now call herself a proper maid.

Unfortunately our Kikimora interviewer was severely distressed upon seeing Kiwi, calling her a “nutcase”, screaming various other profanities and proclaiming the end of MGC Maid Central before collapsing. For this reason we had a young Wurm maid perform the description instead, as the usual Kikimora interviewer is currently receiving extensive headpat therapy.

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>>13602590
Oblige.

How does your monster of choice welcome you home after a long day at work?

>>13128028
Yep, it is.
Kind of silly sleeping in a tent in important battles.
Though 9's Marlboro wasn't as "OH FUCK" as 7 or 8's, and Odin looked kind of fugly.

>>13020948
>Not letting this join your clique.

>>12986022
I despise bonnet-tipper lizardman.

>>12928425
I still remember that one one-shot that details a guy who was captured by a society of Lizardmen, and he'd write back and forth to his human wife until announcing to her that he's having daughters with one of the Lizardmen.

There was also that story that involved a Salamander and some war doctor.

That's what I remember at least.

>>12686766
Like, I know, right? I bet under that bombshell guise she's really a sweet and caring woman and she'll totally want to dote on me and sweep me off my feet forever!

But check out this lizardgirl loser! So pathetic, she wants to have a committed relationship!

>>12401639
Damn it, wrong lizard.