/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>35765049
I'd like to test my hypothesis that the more "man-hating" an elf is, the more concentrated their fertility is.

>>34904111
Have lots of mutual hatesex with elves.

Guys, I'm confused. This elf keeps telling me she DOESN'T want to birth my daughters, but whenever it's her turn to make dinner, I keep finding virility drugs in my food. I'm getting some mixed messages here.

I want to shit talk some elves like a sufficiently liquored up dwarf.

I want to fill a haughty high elf's womb with my filth lowborn semen and make her birth dozens of my half-breeds.

>You're playing video games when your momster comes up to you in a huff with your wastebin in hand
>"Anon, do you mind explaining why I found these in your trash?"
>She holds out some tissues you jacked off into. Embarrassed that your momster has found out you've been masturbating, you apologize and tell her you'll throw them away properly.
>"No! Why would you throw out something so precious?" She brings the tissues up to her nose and takes deep whiffs of the smell.
>"*huff huff* This scent is so strong. It's making my head go blank. *huff* Mmmmmmmh~"
>You're stunned speechless by what you're watching right now
>"Listen, young man. Next time you do this, make sure you bring these to me right away, or better yet, jerk off right on my face. I'll take it all, you hear me?"
>She walks away looking like she just finished giving you a stern talking to. Every day with a monster girl mom is something else...

>>17034696
Raping an elf only gives them something else to be smug about, namely the knowledge that they are so hot that you can't control yourself.

Ignoring them is the only way to get through the smug long term, as they eventually will seek out the attention you are depriving them.

>>16424816
Exactly. Don't believe their lies.
>"So you've managed to lure me into your room. What's your plan now? Make me submit to your dick? Never!"
>she locks the door and bends over, bracing herself against it
>"We elves are not sluts like other monster girls. We are a proud race who will not bend to the cocks of lower species like you."
>lifts her skirt up and moves her panties to the side, giving you a clear view of her dripping snatch
>"You really are a despicable beast, sullying my womb with your thick nasty semen on Planting Day. Surely you knew this was the elven holiday where we are at our most fertile, you horrible man you. I wager your seed is just as brutish as you are and will eagerly rape my ovum."
>seeing you not moving, she moves her skirt completely out of the way and pulls her underwear down off her plump ass. there's writing on her butt: "breeding bitch" on the left cheek, "Anon's fucktoy" on the right cheek. she starts shaking her ass enticingly at you
>"Go ahead, do your worse. No matter how big, hard, thick and delicious your dick is, I will never become your lovesick sex slave!"
>your adopted momster is weird sometimes

how would you feel about a monstergirl with a rape fetish?
>about to head out when she stops at the front door
>"You lecherous beast! I've seen how you've been looking at me, violating me with your eyes"
>"I bet your mind has been filled with sinful thoughts of pushing me down and pumping me full of your nasty spunk"
>she walks over and locks the door
>"Y-You fiend! You're trying to lock me in so I can't escape? Well, I won't give in, no matter what!"
>from her apron pocket she pulls a dog collar with a tag that reads "Breeding Pig"
>she puts it on, saying "You're forcing me to wear this shameful thing? I see now. You weren't looking for some quick fuck. You want to knock me up over and over again, giving birth to as many of your children as possible!"
>she braces herself against the door and pulls her dress up, showing how wet she is
>"Do your worst, you despicable man. I won't fall to you even if you pound me with that third leg of yours. Don't think for even a second that you'll have my womb begging for your baby batter."
>"...*sigh* Mom, I'm gonna be late for school."

>>15510256
>"I don't want you associating with that tramp anymore. The only one you should be dumping your sperm into is me. Mommy loves you more than she ever could."

>>13624382
Yes, it is one person, and how do you know its just one person calling you out as well?

I wasn't even online the other night and someone smacked you down then.

So stop being a little douchy faggot and try to drag me into drama in the thread from IRC.

It is ALWAYS you that brings up my name,or others from said IRC in here, no one else, just you, a spineless little shit who thinks i give a rats ass about what you think.
You are not that important, you never will be and deal with the fact people hate your guts.

>>13400158
You know this is as close to gay as you can get without getting an alp.
Bodybuilder Mgs are almost as stupis as two pussy Mgs (like manticores and some centaurs, but then again manticores have 2 pussies where a centaur might get a second one, so this means tail pussy is the stupidest thing ever, seriously, think about it, a pussy on the end of a tail, how fucking juvenile can you get, the stupidest thing ever, sad part is some faggots really want to experience a tail pussy the dumb fucks. )