/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46237045
Too many foxes have rotted your brain, looks like kiki has to work extra hard

>>44087404
You sure are trying hard.

>>43200677
can i headpat my kiki so she gets buffs for her chores? cleaning is battling right?

>>42674811
We serve food here, ma'am.

My kiki will protect me

>>40955371
I want to get a massage from a monster, which monster is best for this. It feels like a Kiki would be.

>>39608146
soft? only their dresses are soft!

>>39296958
You forgot incredibly apathetic and jaded, so probably not.

>>36039633
>Spiders chads run MGE.
that's a funny way of spelling kikis

>>35985831
ill have my (newly promoted) kiki headmaid whip them into shape

>>35917691
>"Whoops I accidentally lit this match I sure hope I don't drop it on the shog curtains"

>>23173483
A genki tomboy Kikimora who, despite the maid uniform, is actually pretty casual in day-to-day.

>>22846792
If you somehow get away with breaking the first kiki and tossing her away and try to do the same thing to the new kiki then you'd instantly be blacklisted by the maid company and only provided with sub-standard maids will still try to please her master. Like the new ushi-oni hire that looks forward to breaking your pelvis with plenty of love, a young haughty dragon who's mom forced her to get a summer job that'll only be motivated to work for money, foreign jinko who doesn't speak a lick of English that will constantly stalk you like prey before pouncing on you and raping you, and many more great maids that aren't the best of the best

>>22664771
Then perhaps you'd like a maid the rest of your life?

>>22395445
Kiki would absolutely be excited for Christmas! All sorts of fun things she can do to make the house festive.

>>22099128
>high-flying corporate man-hating strong woman gets monsterized into a kikimora
>becomes the most nurturing, sweet and loving meido while cleaning and cooking with all of her former energy
I wonder if she catches herself enjoying her new job from time to time.

>>22049589
Don't worry, Anon, she'll make you better than ever.
You forget monstergirls are the antithesis to manipulating thots/golddiggers.

>>21200817
What if I wanna be the one to dote on my meido?

>>19390708
>”Okay Shoggy! Here comes my fastball!”

>>19066194
新入り! You underestimate the power of a メイド in love!

>>17529283

>>17518597
>There's three kiki girls wearing eye protection and smashing a roomba against the wall
that's not a very elegant and maid like thing to do

>A nearby Kikimora's face when she hears you mention that you haven't had a blowjob or a home cooked meal in forever

>When the Kikimora down the hall hears you drop a plate