/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>you will never triumph over a lizardman in battle
>you will never have a devoted lizard wife

>>12800863
Pardon me, m'lord, but it behooves me to inform you that you are being a shitlord. Clearly, "procrastination" is his trigger word, and you need to check your privilege and use trigger warnings on your post. Tis not his fault he is a self-pitying gentleman who is hypersensitive to reminds of his flaws and insecurities.


>>12800841
Perchance, m'lord, you'd be interested in a nice Lizardgirl instead? Know that I am not like *other* girls, and accept you for who you are and will treat you like the gentleman you deserve to be. If you are interested, you can find me at the local games shop downtown in my bonnet, fingerless gloves, tie over a pop-culture-reference t-shirt, and my mighty longsword forged by real swordmakers trained in the ancient smithy techniques. It would be an honor to meet and perhaps get to know a fine, gentle soul as yourself.

~Signed,

A nice Lizardgirl.