/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>33313670
The no one ?

>>32740982
ahh, the pepeloni. you know the pepeloni? the no one. I always, I walsywas order the domino, domino pepeloni. ahhaha, I always order the pepeloni, and without pepeloni. Pepeloni! I always order the, the cheese- cheese pan, that it has cheese on here, this part. the ear, ear of pizza. and then, I take the pepeloni, and put it like this. awau! cause I don't eat it! amd then I eat the cheese pan pizza.

>>32661158
is this stroke a result of a spell?

>>32475251
Cocock, you know the cocock?

>>32283814
>>32283818

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Please God, I want to impregnate Haachama so bad. I want her to bear my children with those beautiful child-bearing hips. That beautiful, radiant angel. Like a goddess, having come down to Earth to cleanse us of our sins.
Haachama is beyond divine. I can't help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure even though it's behind that stupid chuuni outfit. I yearn for her in a way both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in United States history just to lick the sweet, glistening pepeloni juice from her smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her, I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union.
I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that rich juche milk from her teat as she gently strokes my raging erection. I would stir her velvety cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to her until my body gave out, and then some. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just to be near her for a brief moment.
She's so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body. I want her, I need her. I want to desecrate her crisp general suit. I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty seven children have grown up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak such filthy, perverse words into my ear while she slides ice cubes down my gaping pisshole.
I want to fuck her like she owes me money. I would let her step on me, just to feel the soft, firm warmth of her feet upon my face and groin area. I would sleep under her just to catch her drool in my mouth. I would fish the strands of hair from her shower drain just to smell her alluring scent, and braid them into necklaces to keep her with me always. Or cock rings. Whichever would please her more.
God please, I would do anything for her. I would relinquish my life, all my hopes and dreams, just to become the socks on her feet so that I may warm her mouthwatering toes with my very being, so that she may feel the heat of my love always. I would encase myself in cement and become her doorstep, so that she may wipe her heels upon my face. I would tear my own limbs off. I don't know what l'd do after that, or why she might want my limbs. But I would do it.
My queen, my goddess, the light of my life. Please God, let me have her. I want her to be mine and only mine. I would lick the Doritos dust from her fingers and fill her belly button with honey mustard to dip my tendies in. I would give her a sponge-bath with my tongue every morning and serve her breakfast in bed. I would let her eat her eggs and pancakes off my body if it pleased her, no matter how painful the third-degree burns would be.
I would bear the torment of eternal damnation until the end of time to taste the seat of her car but once. There is nothing I wouldn't do for her, nothing wouldn't say. I would beat my own friend to death with my engorged penis if it would bring a smile to Haachama’s shining face. I wouldn't even let myself cum until she gave me permission.
I love you, Haachama. Please. Be mine. Be my wife, my Lover, my mommy, my everything. Say yes. Answer my calls, respond to my superchats. Something. Give me a sign, Haachama. I'm waiting for you.

>go to bed the other night
>laying in bed until something weird happened while trying to sleep
>hear some woman's voice and im immediately feeling someone putting pressure on my neck and heard said voice issue a command to open my mouth and it felt like some slipped their tongue
>for whatever reason caught a silhouette of what this pressure came from
>it vaguely resembled one of the holos
Bros? Im kinda scared and wish i was just hallucinating but it doesnt feel like the case at all because the same thing happened last night as well, help me...

>>30883218
Thank god, imagine having to give birth, bleed every month and
>menopause

>>30364832

>>30051521
Women are supposed to sound feminine becuase they're women...

>>30031813
>mfw homobeggars wasnt just a meme
What the literal fuck

>>29989001
Chris??

>skim through archives of last night
>stars singing stream
>entire fucking thread was just people spamming the soul meme over and over
>then /cgl/ whores came in seething about kiara again
Jesus

>>29905054
Kaneki sugoiii

>>29903698
An appropriate reaction.