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>>17904425
>”Ram Bum!

Go to bed.

>>13373337
I think I'll let that nice Weresheep drive me home.

I mean what could go wrong?

>>12879626
>Implying I won't jump underneath her feet with my tiny body as she attempts to hang herself
>While yelling that she has to stay alive for my sake
>She gets down, drunkenly apologizing as best she can
>I make her pinky swear that she won't ever do something like that again
>Then she kidnaps me and my Weresheep mom goes on her own Holst Punisher styled quest to retrieve me

>>12790873
Sleep might come with Lich medicine combined with pure Weresheep bedding that wraps her up completely like a cocoon.

I'm talking complete complete, as in the person would need some kind of oxygen tubing connected so that they don't die of suffocation.

Alternatively we invent a Weresheep Goddess, Somnus the Deity Patron of Sleep, and she descends from the heavens to be sheared so that her fur might be weaved into a blanket for the unfortunate soul.

There would need to be a great deal of sacrifices though, for a Weresheep God without her coat would have the lust of a hundred Ushi-Oni and would persist until her fur has regrown.

The only sound ringing from her church would be cries from pleasured men.