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>アポピスの攻撃から妻のファラオを守りたい場合は、あなたとファラオが魔物の夫婦らしく二人で仲良くセックスに溺れている事を示すといいでしょう。
>すっかり淫らな魔物になっているファラオを見てアポピスは攻撃の意思を無くします。

>If you want to protect your wife Pharaoh from Apophis' attack, you can show that you and Pharaoh are indulging in friendly sex together like a monster couple.
>Apophis will lose her will to attack when he sees that Pharaoh has become a lecherous monster

There are so many amusing ways this scenario could play out, but I suppose most of them would end with the apophis either slithering off frustrated and pouting, or asking if she could join in.

Either that or a thousand yard stare as she turns around and mumbles, "I don't want to bite the pharaoh any more."

>>34559149
She's just telling it how it is

>>22854979
Glasses are the best

>>22511929

>>21679716

>>21342507
I always wondered why he deleted all his works on tumblr then had his hard drive die so "conveniently"

>Want to write about a donut steel who combines everything you like, but not in a retarded awful looking way
>Can't stomach write some vapid sex scene
>Needs a story with a point
>Needs more characters
>Needs a constructed plot
>Needs a setting
>Needs a world
Send help

>>20230178
>No glassesnek to beat in 1v1
>She'll never crush you harder and harder after every loss
>She'll never get frustrated and want to play a different "game"

Apophii are good girls.

>>19798675
Delete this.

>>19587247
I want to be the husband/slave of a lazy SOL grape snake that spends her free time playing MMOs!

>>19558277
Rude.

>>19213628
Does this look like the face of a villain?

>>19200656
Who is this literary snake?

>>19142389
Aren't you forgetting someone?

>>19106569
Is this in any way related to it?

>>18253702
I heard there were people who were spreading baseless lies about Apophis so here's one to set the record straight.

Lying is wrong.

>>18223312
>asks which desert girl is best
>pic leaves her out

Anyone up for a late night story to read? I finally managed to wrap up a Dragoon story that I started typing up after my last Rule 5 ban.

But theyre goddesses of love!

>>12960882
>creepy

>>12917096