/jp/ - Otaku Culture

More Fairies?

Due to certain circumstances with the new /jp/ village appearing in Gensokyo near Eintei, there may be an influx of beyond beautiful fairies to come, so keep an eye out.
They aren't hostile, but quite the opposite with them being rather friendly, probably even more friendly than the nicest person in the Human Village! They're a small bunch, but they're increasing their numbers by the day.
One unexpected thing about them is that they come in many sizes, big and small. But they mainly consist of large stature. They really bring a new meaning to the Outside Worlders saying - "Gentle Giant" though they repeatedly call Ms. Kochiya a slut whie bullying her out of the Mansion on several repeated occasions. Some do in fact have intercourses with Ms. Kochiya, and some are even nice to her. Their senses of knowing who and who isnt a slut in Gensokyo are rather top notch. As seen when they spotted another slut, who isn't well known for her sluttiness, on sight without meeting them before. Oddly enough, they put Ms. Alice Margatroid on a pedestal and treat her with utmost kindness whilst occasionally "cutely bullying her". The /jp/ citizens also procreate largely and most exclusively with Fairies and Youkai, but not Humans. They are more hostile to breeding Humans and much perfer Fairies or extremely cute Youkai- as one kindly explained to me I should add. This can breed many problems if they choose Youkai more frequently, but they justify it with "Humanity Fuck Yeah is a Mental Disease Kudasai." And continue to "mating press" fairies. Surprisingly enough, they have extensive knowledge on the vernacular language, Japanese, but rarely ever use it and resort to other languages such as "English" and "Finnish"- as per Ms. Remilia Scarlet's extensive knowledge on the subject(s). Ms. Yagokoro also adds on, stating her conclusion from the observation- "they might come from the Outside World in places where people are too frequently seen and seek to escape by impregnating Youkai and Fairies rather than their own kind, but it might not been the case as one denizen was seen having intercourse with a Lunarian. A derivative of the Human Species. Yorihime who happens to be here on spy duty was the one having intercourse with five others of the /jp/ Mansion to be more specific. Aside from that, they seem to make rather vile threats to one another, but never really do them just because of their close bond. Some of the denizens are "questionable" and most stay away, and only speak from a distance to avoid getting ***** on themselves from in heat citizens.They aren't too accepting of visitors, so be mindful and don't do anything stupid. An officer once came and beat a visitor to death with a hammer. Striking them in the head several numerous times. It was a bloody sight. If you wish to stay in /jp/ Mansion, it is best you learn their ways by not interacting with them and only observing their culture for two years minimum before considering yourself one of theirs. AN: They call their Village the /jp/ Mansion- consisting of large scale Scarlet Devil Mansion types of housing.
One Fairy, who wishes not to be named for protection purposes, saw the "Mating Press" process happen and describes it as "arousing" but she well known for lies, so her story is held with a grain of salt. Another Fairy who fell victim only giggled lightly when asked. And asked me if i wanted the same done in a rather husky voice for a fairy. She then zoned out and spoke of rather lewd things.
They are also rather obsessed with hugs for some unknown reason.
Odd things are happening and I can only tell you one thing. Be careful out there citizens of Gensokyo! You just may find your lives becoming more much much more Hectic. Please contact Kawashiro Nitori and make an appointment for anti-fairy installments for future proofing. It's only too late when fairies set your house on fire.