/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>17667495
Best $60 used for a commission.

>>17294917
>>17294936
>Centaurs are basically bestiality
>When they have a frontal vagina as well

>>17143926
Good luck getting to the shivs when you can't even get art for your Lilim

>>16510811
>Be in an Amazon village, they have a statue of a woman chained 'To keep Lady Ares at bay'
>Being the stereotypical skepticfag, you make fun of them for still believing in a long-dead God, since everybody knows that only the Chief God and Demon Lord matters
>The househusbands and their wives are telling you stop blaspheming, especially since Ares has ears everywhere
>Then there comes a sound, distant at first
>An impact like a falling comet destroys the statue and knocks you and the Amazonesses away from a substantial crater created by whatever just fell to the earth
>With the dust stinging your eyes, you see a vaguely human shape ascending from the hole
>It's a woman, standing nearly 8 - 9' in height
>She's wearing an outdated Corinthian helmet that gives shows her mouth and eyes, red irises in a sea of black
>Outside of a pelvic curtain, she's virtually naked
>Her entire bodied is defined with muscles, a true Olympian physique, while maintaining some femininity to her curves
>Her copious breasts jiggle ever so slightly from their firmness as she walks towards you, taking her helmet off, hair glowing with an ethereal red like a sea of blood spilling down to the small of her back
>All the Amazons and their househusbands either plant their faces to the ground or break out into wanton fuck sessions, your own blood surging down to your nethers as your mind tries to tell you to fight or make flight
>Backing you against a boulder, the woman's hand makes an imprint in the solid stone as she looks down at you, breasts inches from your face
"Anything else you want to 'enlighten' me with, whelp? Or should I just take your spear and see how far through the hot gates you'll get?"

http://pastebin.com/dqdk0wdv

They still resemble human woman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQaSRKP8Dho

>>15941978
>Challenging a horny outer god to running at max speed and double jumping

>>15825086
>Comparing maid fetishism to kemono
>Implying there's anything wrong with either thing so long as you're not a faggot about it and try to force it harder than Robby and his Big Fat Weiner Dong fetish

>>14910268
>If I take that off, will you die?
'It would be extremely pleasurable'
>You're a meek girl anyway
'For you.'

>>14601193
>>14601112
>MFW expect more 'new girls when' posts before getting home from work
>MFW Satyr/Pan Faun
>MFW she's a follower of Bacchus, the most based God of any pantheon alongside Dionysus
>MFW drinking wine out of a Satyros' cleavage while her sisters entertain their Lord and the other guests
>MFW he lets out a jovial laugh when she tells you it's time to go some place more 'private'
>Before leaping into the air and locking her legs around your head, falling to the ground with you
>Musky goatpussy in your face
>MFW her and other ungalitigrade and digitigrade type MGs have literally built-in 'fuck me' heels for feet
>MFW ramming the ever living fuck out of a Satyros' from dusk until dawn, only for her to give you a kiss on the cheek and telling you to come back again for another on of Bacchus' feasts
>MFW Oneesan Goatpussy has arrived

>>14479342
>You will never trip balls on fine wine in your pen of sows and impregnate EVERY. LAST. SOW.
>Finishing with your waifu, who's the biggest, most brickhouse P'Orc of the bunch
>Making the other breeders jealous with how you nibble on her ears, sproink her tail, and just lay her down on her stomach as you jackhammer your cock into her slavering P'Orc pussy
>Folding your body on top of her as you cumflate her enough to bear three piglets

>>14408287
>>14408285
>>14408321
I want to pour whipped cream and put cherries on her nipples/breasts while telling her that her eyes are more precious than Solomon's emeralds, whilst I'm rampantly engaging in baby-making with her and forcing her to feel my heartbeat from under her palm as I MAINTAIN EYE CONTACT THE ENTIRE TIME!

>>14403868
I WILL BECOME ONE WITH THE SPEED FORCE AND STUFF THAT TURKEY SO PROFOUNDLY THAT IT'LL SOLVE WORLD HUNGER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2jVbSI9H4o

>Demon World Boars can become 'True Monsters' if you treat them well enough
>Thereby turning into a waifu
>MFW they turn into Dire P'Orcs with tusks jutting out of their lower lips
>Who faun over their Master/Husbando to the point of obsession
>MFW the oils that'd normally make their flesh soft and supple after death affects them during arousal
>Making them go from strongfat to P'Orc levels of HEALTH
>MFW that musky as fuck boar mane

>MFW imagining Frosthound variant
>MFW the more aroused she gets the colder the area around her gets
>Freezing all in-organic matter and sapping your body heat until you're forced to snuggle with her
>Where her internal flames keep you oh-so-warm
>Forever more

>>14308581
>Making an OC to be an exception
>Not because other varieties may very well exist
Nice subtle pot shot

>>14269222
Far enough to where you end up like Kurusu in Miia's fantasy/nightmare. With clones of herself pleasuring each other while not fucking you.

The fucking demonic energy output would be enough to spread through an entire country within days.

Then just to really fuck with your head:

EVERY ONE OF THEM GETS PREGNANT. SOMEHOW. OVER ONE HUNDRED LILIM DAUGHTERUS.

>Be wandering sorcerer
>Get ambushed by a duo of Cait and Cu Siths, trying to fight over whom is the better lay to the first man that crosses their path
>They threaten to rape you with their snuggably soft furry bodies, and make you like it
>You ponder it for a moment
>Nope, fuck this, not happening. You're no Welshman.
>Use magic to pull an elixir hair tonic out of your bag of infinite mysteries
>Add a dash of Dark Matter because you've got one shot at this working anyway
>They're playing rock-paper-scissors to see who gets to fuck you first
>Get their attention and throw the bottle at both of them, it shatters into a rose-colored cloud
>You can hear them hacking and coughing
>When the smoke clears, the Cait Sith has turned into a tuxedo-furred loli werecat
>While the Cu Sith is a gradient haired Kobold with a sword and cotton-mouthed accent
>They both realize how naked they truly are now
>YFW you rake in the money by the millions by selling your humanization potions to dolts and rubes

>MFW the Cu Sith is essentially a Scottish Banshee/Dullahan
>MFW they shag their dogs just like their sheep

>>14209315
>Kills her with a barbed strapon
>Laska then shits herself to death

>>14173743
>What kind of leap of logic is that?
Well, let's see Anon. If a person is well-known for being a shit-stirrer like those two and are pretty mediocre writers in general, why shouldn't I dislike them? I mean, nobody here is a great author but there are some who're better than others like MachineEgo, Captain, Moose, Seafoam, etc.

That and for as much of a self-important /tg/ migrant faggot that ELH is he maintains the ONE site this thread doesn't want to shoot with a heavy bore cannon from a considerable distance. TL;DR: Fuck off

>>14137326
You make it sound like it's hard to please thread-goers in here unless you're from TFT and aren't an exception to the rule like ThunderBro, or if you aren't intentionally stirring shit like "I'm-Not-A-Name-Fag-But-I-Euthanize-Daughterus-Anyway" guy.

>>14129747
>What should Hiroyuki Nishimura's new name be?
1. An Hiro
2. Mootwo
3. G00k
4. Hiroshima Nagasaki
5. Mook
6. FagLord
7. Hiroshimoot
8. Hirohito
9. Nips
10. Nippy
13. Hiroshimook

HOLY FUCK