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>>38135149
You have a solid point, but you miss a bigger one. In MGE you have far more agency than you do here. You don't have to wageslave and wallow in armpit fruit simulacra to motivate you. You have a hot waifu who will push you to be better and/or wallow in butthole licking hedonism with you.

Yeah the idea of a hugboxx is bland as fuck, but MGE isn't all hugboxx. Anons unimaginatively shortchange MGE. You and the lewdest mamono could be fucking up killer beasts. You and a crew of Devil Bugs, the low powered, could spend your time ambushing, dog-piling and capturing Orderite armorfags. You could laugh as they squeal their prayers girlishly in their bindings, while you assemble your bugfus into a depraved hump-voltron with you in the center.

You can poke knights with a stick coated in Overgod-knows-what fluids that are covering you and your girls, after having an orgy that would make a saint's hair turn white then fucking orange.

Y'all act as if there aren't any relationship problems, but even the human-like mamono are seething barrels of depravity and unnatural instincts that go off at the drop of a hat. There's a real problem. How the fuck am I supposed to take my swarm grocery shopping, or keep them from thinking the 5-second rule is a universal law like unto gravitation or the weak nuclear force?

Obligatory preemptive 'fuck you', to anyone who's gonna say 'durr you don't have to go shopping'. I WILL have fine dining and periodic baths in the finest hot springs you fuckers; falling in love with a pile of lust hump bugs will not change that. Yet that remains a complex logistical and behavioral problem nonetheless, simply due to their nature.

No one is perfect and mamono shine all the better when their flaws are accepted, so that they can be worked around. Show some acceptance motherfuckers. If you've got a waifu, then the problems have just began. Not a one of the monstergirls fits nicely into standard human society, and truth be told, most of us aren't desirous of a life of cloistered perma-fucking. You could literally dump all of your fornication units and do that right now, with some psycho hose beast. Yet you do not. Because that would be incredibly dull, no matter the partner(s). Take the word of an authentic non-wizard sex-haver, sex isn't the best part of MGE by a long shot.

If sex was the crucial element, then we would literally have nothing to discuss here. We would spend all our time beating off, or nailing easy roadpoon. Even if I could do so with a minimum of trouble, that isn't how my time is be allocated. But introducing a swarm to cozy normal-ish life despite their nature...that would be great. Like seeing the look of ecstasy on one's face after eating a fine steak, when she would've been happy gnawing on a fucking tree or Overgod-knows-what. Going full /d/ is a disservice to monstergirls, because that is their natural default. Introducing them to fun normalcy is based and patrician. As a human, this is the most valuable thing you could provide them, besides love.

So the problem isn't MGE, the problem is dull anons who are too scared to:
1) cut loose even in /d/world
and
2) accept that each mamono has a pile of urges that make normal-ish comfy life a interesting but worthwhile non-trivial puzzle.

Also Devil Bugs need more love, you faggots.

>>38135207
>durr everything I don't like is tg gamenurds

Stale argument much? The only thing you are bitching about is people applying consideration and thought to the setting. Something you are failing to do.

I am woefully sleep deprived for 2 days and still have more dumb-ass clerical work to do. I'm going spla, someone fucking murder an accountant for me please. Lawyers need to fuckign die. Why did they make it so that I can do worl on a coputre?

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>>30381561
Devil bug.

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