/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>43877952
Cuckqueaning? Hot.

Why isn't there a single story about these gals?

>>37620213
Akaname.
>let her lick me clean
>spend the next hour in pound town
>let her lick me clean again
Gandharva and Owl mage would be my second and third choice though. Very comfy, those two.

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>>23529175
>dumb Kunoichi who missed her attack against Daimyo Anon and assumes he dodged so fast he appeared to be standing still
>Daimyo Anon later earns a reputation as the man who can walk dry through the rain
>this is actually thanks to his umbrella girl

>>22737163
Well if you're going by the MGE setting, they don't care about appearance or personality. As long as you've got a functioning dick, are not gay, and not a murderous psychopath, you're gonna get monster girl pussy.

But forget all that. If you wanna headcanon some standards to monster girls be logical about it. Do you really think an orc is gonna care about appearance? Orcs that are known for raping and pillaging whatever they see. Or how about some ants or bees, literal bugs that looked disgusting as shit in the era of the former demon lord? Standards for these types of girls are gonna be low as fuck. Just let them touch your dick and you're good to go. So you won't get a lilim, succubus, or pharaoh. Move on with your life. A sandworm would just be fucking happy is some poor sod walked above the barren sands and snatch him right up. Buy a greenhouse, lock it, and plant a fucking alraune seed in. Raise her on your dick. Enjoy your new monster wife. If all else fails jump into a matango pit, you're pretty much guaranteed pussy in there. Hell, lace your dog or cat's food with succubus nostrum after they've grown attached to you if you're super desperate. Poor it on your fucking umbrella for fucks sake. You literally can't go pussy-less in MGE if you wanna fuck.

If all that fails for some extreme reason, it's because you're an actual fag and are gonna alp.

You wouldn't fuck your umbrella, would you?

>>19022060
If you want to get technical, boatsluts could be considered Tsukumogami.

>>18416963
>>18416995
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>>18417042
Umbrellas, lamps and dolls can be, so why not whole ships?

>>16866826
That's a cool Phantom.

Let's strive for 50% less Autism this thread /mgt/!

>>16626091
Even their low popularity forgotten girls have really cool designs

Hey, it's raining out there, you want to borrow my umbrella? I insist, I don't need it, please take it. Please help

I can't believe I once tried to write this thing into a story. What is even the point in its existence?

She deserves more

I will make her a star.

Uh-oh...

You are a single guy (no waifu/gf)
While you were going about your daily business, you attracted the attention of your worst girl. (Matango, Devil bug, Giant slug, Cait/Cu Sith, whatever)
You kindly tell her that you aren't interested, but she confesses her undying love for you.
You leave, she follows
You get aggressive in telling her to leave you alone, her stalking becomes worse.

How do you get rid of her before the inevitable rape that is rapidly approaching.

Hard mode: no murder

>You wouldn't fuck an umbrella.

>Hey Anon, it's wet and raining, why don't you get under me and stay dry? Don't worry, I don't bite...

>"Hey there, it's late and rainy you know? A human boy shouldn't be out in the rain, you might catch a cold. Why don't you get under me, I'll keep you dry..."
>"However, I might be a little wet..."

Well we got ded. Let's put some life back in those veins.

The oldest object in your house becomes a monstergirl. Remember, however she was treated, she will return in kind. How fucked are you?