/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45314284
Where else would I buy it? Gaben is kind and generous to us

>>41757621
Hey now, one of my country's most famous authors died from it in the 1800s. Or so THEY want us to believe so we take their Lyme disease vaccines.
You know who I mean, don't you? They of the bushy tails.

I got a job as a file clerk at Tanukicorp. The office I work at is on the 7 1/2th floor and the ceilings are really low. I've got some really hot, bushy-tailed coworkers, which is fine, right?
But here's the thing. I dropped some papers behind a filing cabinet and couldn't reach them, so I had to move the cabinets and found a door. Behind that door was a hole, and this sounds really weird but as I crawled through that hole I ended up inside Druella's head. For 15 minutes I saw everything she saw, heard everything she heard.
And then I got spat out at a turnpike. Should I report this somewhere?

>>40673985
Cha-ching!

>>34690931
Excellent! It's all falling into place.

>>34061497
Why yes, Moneyball is my favorite sports movie, how could you tell?

>>33839291
I can dictate the terms of any contract I care to make with The Combine

>>29761054
No refunds!

Me and my Tanuki are going to run a banana republic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF56tMRgeL8

>>23336986
>>23337038
Einstein said that compounded interest is the most powerful force in the universe. Consider the following:
With an initial investment of 20 bucks to the pot in a savings account with no real interest rate (say 1%) and another 20 added every year, you'll end up with $820 put in and 1017 bucks and 28 cents total in 40 years. If you're investing it with, say, 8% interest rate, compounded annually, you'll end up with 6030 bucks and 11 cents in the same time frame.
That's difference of six times with the same 20 bucks a year, with no extra effort or risk since you'll be investing in a fund tied to the highest traded commodities (since you're smart) that will always keep going up or at least be stable so long as the world doesn't end, and not picking and choosing individual companies like some schmuck who thinks he can see the future.
So really, there's no reason not to do it.

Did you know you have rights? Constitution says you do, and so do I!
Hi, I'm Sally Goodman, attorney at law!

>>22861950
Problem?

>>21917738
Alright, this transaction was mutually profitable.

>>20965566
Not a much of a market for dolls like these I'm afraid. I'll accept 5 bucks to take it off your hands.

>>20829814
See that mountain? You can climb it!

>You will never make little 'nuki's with this sapient raccoon dog.
>You will never watch them drive the lemonade stand across the street out of business because they drove the property value of the other kids home down and forcing them on the street.
>You will never begin to wonder if you daughters are actual psychopaths
>You will never watch the boy they tormented take his revenge and turn them into his slaves.
>You will never see your daughters fawning over him like servants and give him a thumbs up.

Life is pain.

>>19779409
Free? Anon, creating a masterpiece is veeeeery expensive. If you don't support the creators, what will happen to the company?

It's a rather steamy sale effendi, I give you good price.

>>18390309
Ron on the 2-pin, san-an-kou, a baiman hand. 24000 points.

>>17972966
IF you can guess the number I'm thinking of I'll commission a Christmas themed one to an artist of your choice.

>(1-15)
>(First three guesses will be counted.)

>>17928463
All wealth is based on debt, dear goy!

>>15836444
>>15836451
Bubba 'Coon invested all the money in some fruit company.