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I really wish my face smelled like minotaur spit right now

>>32601217
>how be seksy
>how be sexy 4 hubby
>show fotos
>how 2 switch 2 fotos serch
>is axe sexy to hubby
>battol axes
>horn polish

Kiss the mino

Been thinkin' 'bout thos' fight cows

>Playing Skyrim with mino waifu
>She gets visibly excited when you play a character using a war or battleaxe
>Goes on and on about how axes are the best melee weapons
>Will say maces and warhammers are respectable but not ideal
>Says swords are for fags

>>23260596
My money is on the mino
>Built for battle
>Muscular
>Rage mode
>Skilled in the art of the ax
>Chosen defenders of labyrinths and dungeons
>Horns for goring enemies
Meanwhile a yeti only has brute strength to her name. Strength that a mino would either match or be close to matching. Put them on a neutral field and the mino wins every single time

Desperately need me a Spanish minotaur

>>22512352
>Mino gets jealous of holsts getting their breasts groped
>Dyes her hair and fur black and white
>Sneaks into holst barn and pretends to be one
>Farmer is confused the next day why milk won't come out of her breasts

>>22110639
Anon, you've got it wrong. Milk magic is holstaur, minotaur is muscle magic

>>21674224
>I don't want to find out my waifu was once a man
That mino you're eyeing up, and the one eyeing you back?
She was a big, burly lumberjack named Bruce that alped. She had a big, thick, brown beard and a dick much larger that what you're sporting.
Where do you think that axe came from? And those muscles? It was from all those years of felling trees.
Worst part of it is. She'll never tell you until you're married and balls deep in her sopping wet cunt one night.

>2020
>Travel to Spain on vacation
>Attend the Running of the Minotaurs
>YOLO it and jump the barricade and into the fray
>Make it about 100ft before getting snagged by a furiously horny minotaur
>Get raped

>>20513455
I don't see what's so contrived about it.

>>20154481
I think he was talking about minotaurs seeing red

>Tfw no mino waifu to "gore" you with her horns when she gets worked up
In reality, they just rip away at your spirit energy like demon silver and make you a horny mess for her to take advantage of

>>18760870
Shit...clicked the wrong file

>>16858780
Two 48 inch thick pipes of solid BEEF, baby. Woo!

>>16428260
Give me that Minotaur.

Why are Minotaurs so often ignored while holsts are so popular?