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Will a unicorn turn into a bicorn if I held hands with another monster before?

>Trip and fall in the street
>Before you can get up a monster is over your
>The first thing that you see when you look up is her thick, long, hard horn
>Ms. Unicorn helps you up and hands you a healing potion incase you leg hurts later
>All you can think about is her monster sized tits

>>35842786
When has that ever happened? Anyways I'm of to work at the soup kitchen

>>34145484
https://youtu.be/weOi8VXC98M

>>33997949
>Bicorn gives birth to unicorn
>Gets boyfriend before her sisters and doesn't want to share
>Gets grounded

>>32435007
>bicorns
Yuck! No way

>>31933400
Too adorable

Have you prayed to the Invisible Pink Unicorn lately?

>>29523930
>strap yourself to
My unicorn wife
>strap to yourself
Our daughter. At least until she grows too big and heavy for that

>>26245577
>Unicorn harem is impossible
Not true through the power of mamano mana and love you can easily non sex filled harem where you instead just kiss and talk about how you days went And then they bicorn

>>24192550
>when your momster is so pure when she tells you the story of how you came from the stork she 100% telling the truth

>>23475951
Unicorn-chan is cute.

>Unicorn mom is cooking dinner for her loving husband and their darling son
>He's getting to "that" age where he's starting to notice girls
>Luckily she's been rehearsing the talk about the boys and the bee girls
>He asks her about two girls who like him, and he likes them both and wonders what he should do
How does unicorn mom answer?

>>22733521
0 because tattoos are for degenerates!

>>22302868
Okay, and?

>>21784040
It'd probably be a pretty lovely bonding experience to ride a centaur woman.

>>21678927
Echidna family trees must be really confusing, especially if monsters born of an Echidna can give birth to Echidnas
>>21678962
>Unicorn daughter wants to stay unicorn
>Refuses to share her boyfriend with her sisters
>Bicorn mom calls her selfish and tells her all about how great it is to be cucked
>Watching her hubby fuck other girls in front of her and getting them pregnant before her
>Elopes with her boyfriend to escape her crazy family
>Mama Bicorn is left on the couch crying, wondering where she went wrong as her husband and other harem members comfort her

>>21617292

>>21317226
>Unicorn waifu says she's scared of becoming a Bicorn
>Care about her so I spur any thoughts of starting harem
>Next day waifu brings home Minotaur boss from work
>At dinner she goes on about how overworked she is, and how she could never find a man
>Calls my waifu lucky for having me
>She stays after dinner to watch some sappy rom-com with us
>Waifu says she'll go make some popcorn leaving me and her boss alone
>Minotaur suddenly shifts closer to me even leaning on me
>She tells me how great of a secretary my waifu and how just much more she makes her job bearable
>Says she's even been thinking about making her head secretary but needs some more convincing
>Starts feeling up my thigh
>Text waifu what's going on but hear the vibration of her phone on the couch
>Notice she left it
>Also notice the camera on it is pointing towards us
>Pick it up and see it's been recording since she left us
>Notice waifu is standing in threshold between the kitchen and living room

>>20894139
I'll just play it cool until our next drinking session where I drunkenly confess and pretend I remember nothing the next morning.We'll bone like mad the next drinking session and pretend we were married all along on the morning after.

>>20894142
If by argument, you mean hot-blooded wrestle-sex for dominance, count me in.

>>18700858
>>18700876
That's not how you spell "monogamy".

>>18372417
A true adventurer also doesn't go unprepared.

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/07/andrew-mendoza-horse-sex-make-baby_n_2639598.html

All this talk of infidelity is depressing. Instead, why not consider a pure, virginal Unicorn who will never betray you unless you betray her first?

>>17937328
Or cute harpies that mate for life?