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If you ask real nicely, she might give you a five minute head start

Danger: Wild dogs in area
Warning: Fire hazard

>>43162261
>Hellhound comes from a long line of prison wardens for a now-defunct prison for mages who skimped on deals from the old days
>Nowadays most deals end in the monster demanding sex as payment and despite the existence of a certain group of deranged humans, most spellcasters jump at the opportunity to get the deal and a 13/10 wife, and those that don't for whatever reason end up getting raped anyways
>So specifically anti-mage hellhounds aren't exactly in higher demand than your regular hounds for guards, mercs, or cops
>All these musings about her lot in life comes to a screeching halt when she feels that familiar cold tingle of magic go up her spine at the same time something yanks on her tail
I sure hope mageanon has some sort of plan for dealing with a now alerted antimagic hound who was given an opportunity for a mage hunt

I am not a whore, I was just wearing cut off jeans and a shirt.

Warning, you are entering hound hunting grounds

>>42213026
>Hellhound drowing her sorrows in the bar, she always gets countered by Anon every time she tries to pounce
>Cupid slides her a pair of tinted contacts and encouragement to try again
>Next encounter Anon is wondering why the Hellhound's previously very counterable pounce attack (one of the easiest ones to counter once you get used to general timing of parrying) are all replaced by red "you must dodge this" warning flashes
>Anon also knows that repeated dodging gives diminishing returns on the iframes, and it's only a matter of time before it kicks in

>>42046458
They do in fact work, a human woman couldn't prevent you from dismounting, but a hellwan could.

Hellhound biology is an amazing thing, being able to set their running speed to slightly faster than their prey when aroused in order to conserve maximum energy for the next part

What is the average land speed of an agitated hellhound?

>>40398960
Nope, I live in a cave and never got above level 5 before being ambushed by what I thought was a fluffy black wan. An adventurer cut down before he really got out and seen the world.

>>40198400
oh fuck the hellhounds are speaking demon
Everybody panic and run

>>39848092
This is hellhound abuse.
They are meant to be wild and free
Free to run Anon down in the streets and rape him then and there

>>39583214
Alright anon, best stay on the roads during your travels. You may find that some monsters are very persuasive.

>>39349616
It's very important to me, if there is no struggle, how can I be sure there is love?

>>39280017
>Hellwan Maid destroyed the waxed floor with her clawed feet
>Always cooking on a pit outside rather than the fancy magical gas stove
>Doesn't trust the refrigerator as something shouldn't be that cold without in the arctic.
I think it would be easier to just accept it.

>>37589587
>Anon forgot to do his homework, AGAIN
>He knows he was already on thin ice after the incidents in the cafeteria, hallways, bathrooms, gyms, auditoriums, and pretty much any other significant room in the school, so it is likely this could be the straw that breaks the camel's back.
>Still, only five minutes left in class and Miss Haku is still talking about the fall of some old empire or another, and she is in one of her moments where she is probably gonna keep talking for another fifty minutes if she could.
>All in all, it's looking like he is in the clear and can take care of everything tomorro-
>HEY TEACH, AREN'T YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING?
>As Anon preps to make the walk of shame, the Hellhound from the back of the class drops a slightly burnt note on his desk
>"See ya soon runt"

Gonna turn a big strong heckhound into a scared little puppy by turning on a vaccum cleaner.

>>35325174
I prefer something a little more vicious.

>>35292636
No, they fuck us

>>35233813
Depends on how you define degenerate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X27IfAgzhTY

Hi, I'm Cujo!

What happens if you call a Hellhound a good girl?

>ywn never tease a Hellhound by calling her a good girl and watching her tail wag

>>18667363
I like to think the Hellhound is the one calling you nicknames, like "porkchop" and "chewtoy"