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Mushroom ass!

Mush butt

Reminder to stay clear of Mushroom Woods, the monsters there are too lewd and vulgar.

>>23303286
By sitting on my face until I pass out from a lack of clean oxygen. I'm a pretty big guy, so my lungs have a pretty high capacity, so it takes a while, but she seems to like that. A while for the entire surface area of my face being taken up by her beautiful, deliciuos posterior. A while for the pungent aroma of her sweaty groin to permeate my nostrils. A while for the odorous scent of her ass to violate my senses. A while for the only amount of life-giving oxygen that I recieve being the musky air that surrounds her musky thighs. A while for... Oh to hell with it, you fags get the picture.

It's the thinking mans hell, really. Don't let my waifu know, but I secretly hope that she one day loses herself in that, the pleasure of raping my face and nostrils and lungs with her ass and anus and odor, until she kills me from a lack of oxygen to the brain... Really, what a beautiful way to die~!

and then after death she could claim my spirit-soul-flesh to have and to hold and to smother unto all eternity~<3

>>22833113
Big spongy mushroom ass

The Mushroom Forest zone holds many dangers!

Big bouncy mushroom butt.

>>20729576
Reminder that before entering the Mushroom Forest zone. Stock up on status effect cure items, so you don't get put to sleep, paralyzed or poisoned by the various spores you might encounter.

Reminder to resist the urge to spank Mushroom butt, no matter how fat or jiggly their rumps are. Doing so will just release more spores.

Reminder that while the Mushroom Forest Zone is for levels 24-28, Mad Hatters can be found within and they are level 40 at the lowest. Their tea-based attacks can send an entire party through a tea-induced hallucination that can last up to an entire week.

You wouldn't hate Matangos if they looked like this!