/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46181879
I was arrested for a salt and battery acid. I was hosting a cookout and spilled the salt on a slug girl and when I went to grab some water I accidentally grabbed the battery acid I was diluting before throwing out and poured it on her. She was married, didn’t have any single siblings or cousins, I guess the cops were married as well and I wasn’t lucky enough for a rich sugar momster to bail me out and as such I am now sharing a cell with an oni who never grew out of her high school delinquent phase and is in for giving cigs to underage students

>Be son and heir to the Oni Triad
>Want to go out on my own
>Mom assigns me Oni body guards
>No longer interested in going outside
>Spend all day in my bedroom with my Oni bodyguards

>Fuck delinquent oni
>Goes from the hardest bitch on the block to the nicest mom and loving wife
>Even takes up baking classes at the local rec center to learn how to make cakes for our birthdays

>>42102170
I’ve never even read Alpanon’s stuff. I mean an anon that will do Dark Elf stuff to me when they alp.