/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44975456
>"...Yes."

>>44432627
That kind of accent makes me think Eastern European Kikis.

>>43924469
Now THAT'S a knoife!

>>43877219
You can't.

>>43641485
FEAR NOT, ANON. SWORD KIKI SHALL STAND GUARD IN THE NIGHT. SLEEP WELL AND KNOW THE THREAD IS DEFENDED.

>>43603125
> Down 4 harpies with your AA gun.
> Next day all the mailbirds are replaced with armored valkyries.
> You get arrested and put on trial for attempted murder since those 4 girls you hit all ended up crashing into the ground and getting hospitalized.
> Quickly found guilty due to unfair CSI: Mamono bullshit.
> Exiled to Old Country Correction.
> In Old Country, you serve Kiki!

>>43478596
> Most Kikis are nice and "domesticated."
> When you tirelessly shitposted, they had to call for backup from the Old Country.
> You awaken one morning to find your home has been violently broken into.
> And a Kiki with a Zweihander is grimly staring you down.
> "Your house filthy. Also, your front door is gone."
> "I fix."
> "Then I make pierogies."
> She waves the sword at you menacingly.
> "No run."
> "If run, no pierogies."

>>24825716
Spiders bad, scary and creepy

>>22341268
A bit. She's not completely heartless. Otherwise she'll be mean, but still try to inspire you to do better.
>I realize I'm asking for great sacrifices, mastah, but that's the price we have to pay for becoming better than we are now.
>I want 100% from you, mastah. I demand 100% from you! You're holding back.
>Are you tired? Are you angry? Are you ready to fight this time?
>I had hoped you could do much better, mastah. If you want to improve, then you have to.
But you just know it will feel so good when she smiles and hugs you and tells you that you did good out there.
>Textbook deployment and execution. With emphasis on 'execution', well done, mastah!

>>18707669

>>18680822
The only reason I even write anything, monster girl or otherwise, is done in the hopes that people will praise me and think I'm cool for once.